Three schlongs are “hanging out” in the men’s room having a chat.
Scene 1:
Good Schlong: I believe in lots and lots of foreplay before entering.
Mean Schlong: I like to just get in there and jackhammer that cave for as long as I can until I explode.
Dumb Schlong: I don’t care where I go, but I’m going in bare back.
Scene 2:
Mean Schlong: How’s it going Good?
Good Schlong: I’m into tantric now, but my balls are awfully blue. How about you?
Mean Schlong: I jackhammered too hard and now I’ve got a head ache.
Good Schlong: Have you seen Dumb?
Mean Schlong: He bare backed the wrong hole and now he’s on antibiotics for the next 10 days.
Scene 3: 10 days later the 3 schlongs are back in the men’s room.
Good Schlong: Are you still into your jackhammering ways Mean?
Mean Schlong: Nah, I’m into premature ejaculation now. It’s better to hammer quick em and leave em … less head ache. Have you seen Dumb?
Good Schlong: He’s hiding behind stalls.
Mean Schlong: Why?
Good Schlong: I don’t know but he’s whimpering.
Mean Schlong: (knocks on the stall door) Dumb get out of there.
Dumb Schlong: No!
Good Schlong: Why not? Did you bare back the wrong hole again?
Dumb Schlong: No. But I’ve got another problem.
Good Schlong: What is it? It can’t be that bad.
Dumb Schlong opens the stall door. Good and Mean are surprised at what they see.
Mean Schlong: What the hell happened to your head Dumb?
Dumb Schlong: Got into a car accident while a chick was mouthing me off and her choppers cut right through the rubbers.
LMAO…….This is too funny. I can just see Kdaddy’s face. I’m soooo glad you brought your “schlong” talk here.
XOXO
Posted by Cinnamon | 7 January 2012, 09:06He said to be myself in the guest posting, but he also always says that he feels as if he needs to wear a schlong cup when reading my revenge or schlong posts. Here’s to Kdaddy for being an awesome dude and for having the balls to let me guest post on his awesome blog.
Posted by Lafemmeroar | 7 January 2012, 15:26Too funny LMAO!
Posted by dman1060 | 4 February 2012, 10:47