Oh No Not Again!

The Top Searches strike again!  Not only is the last thing I blogged about is still in my Top Searches, it’s been joined by, “Do women like cum in their asses?”  Oh, my God… what the hell are the people searching for this thinking about?  And how are they finding their way onto my Dashboard?  Am I unwittingly creating search engine monsters? Argh!

The cool, cynical part of me thinks for a second… then, if it could, says to the creator of this search query, “Why don’t you give up your ass to a guy and find out what it’s like for yourself – then come back and tell us if you liked how it felt?”

Another part of me says, “Well, I would suppose so!  I mean, I know what it feels like and although it’s hard to put into words, yeah, I found it enjoyable and especially how it got there in the first place!”

It’s the realistic part of me that rolls its eyes when I see insane shit like this, although I do kinda kick myself for letting it get to me in the first place but, God, it’s just so… childish?  I can’t even think of the right word for how it makes me feel!  It’s almost like WordPress is fucking with me, showing me things it somehow knows just pegs my bullshit-o-meter!  Or, maybe the WordPress powers that be are really adept at being able to give me something to blog about?  Okay, let’s get into the gutter on this one…

You’ve decided to let a guy do this to you and there’s some anticipation and even some trepidation even if you’ve done this before.  You’re lubed up and ready to go; he’s either lubed up – if you can bareback – or is strapped up with a jimmy and you feel him probing around back there to find your opening.

He finds it and presses into you and, yep, there’s that discomfort that weird feeling of being stretched wide and it’s painful but not really but it hurts – I wish he’d get it in already – and, oh, yeah, whew, he’s past the hard part and now, condom or not, you can feel him inside you and it’s so fucking weird because it feels good even if that hole is supposed to be exit only!

Oh, before you forget, this can be a guy or a gal on the receiving end…

So now he’s in you, you can feel the heat of his prick and maybe able to feel his pulse being transmitted into you.  He’s moving now, there’s that repeating expansion/contraction thing and, somewhere along the line, he cuts loose.  If he’s got it strapped on, you can feel him doing it but not what’s coming out of him; if he isn’t, you can feel it and, you don’t know why – but really do – but it feels good.

How difficult is that to understand unless, of course, ah, you’ve never been on the receiving end and, to me, this isn’t a question a woman would ask – this is some guy who wanted to know this.  What bugs me is wondering why he wanted to know this?  Does he want to do this to his girl – or any girl – but doesn’t know how she’d react to his request or why?  Dude, as funny as most people are about their butts?  You can’t give them a rectal exam without them breaking out into a cold sweat… and you wanna put what in where?  Are you insane?

Yeah, it could be a gal asking about this; she could simply be trying to get a feel for any up-side in this – but it’s not like she doesn’t know what it feels like but, yep, this is a different way to get that feeling and asking other gals if they like it, well, that kinda makes sense… but it still feels like a question some dude asked.

And I suppose it kinda “irks” me because there are guys who just ask questions like this.  I mean, dude, if she wants you in there, she knows what you’re gonna do and if you’re bare in there, well, duh!  Dude, really!  If she wants you inside her the “normal” way and you’re bare, um, it’s a safe bet it’s not because she wants to get pregnant – she wants to feel you doing that in her!  Jeez… stop making the rest of us look like a bunch of clueless idiots by asking kindergarten questions like that!  And, damn, WordPress, gimme a break, will ya?