Anatomy of a Dirty Book

04 Oct

Okay, I’ve actually been thinking about this for a couple of days now, which is kinda telling but we’re not going there.  For anyone just tuning in, I found this site that has the old-fashioned “dirty books” that perhaps a lot of guy and gals my age used to swipe from our parents and, for some, it was a better “how-to” sex manual than a sex ed class… and no wonder some of us don’t know how to have sex, huh?

Anyway, I’ve been riffing about these old books… but I noticed something about them that, understandably, I didn’t give a shit about when I was all into my father’s stash back in the day:  They are so stereotypical and about as improbable as almost anything that’s considered fiction can be.  So, since “Iron Chef (Japan)” wasn’t in its usual 2300 hours time-slot, check this out:

  • All about white folks, although I don’t think I remember seeing one that wasn’t just about our Caucasian brothers and sisters – but I’ll come back to this in a little while so stay tuned.
  • The family ones are usually a father, a mother, a brother – maybe two – and a sister – or two.  I’ve seen variations on this theme but this seems to be classic.
  • They’re either dirt poor, over-privileged, middle-class, and live out in the middle of nowhere or anywhere that resembles civilization, usually some small, nondescript town with, seemingly, a population of about five or six other people – usually babysitters.
  • The fathers are either drunkards or hard-working blue collar types, with the occasional business owner tossed in.
  • The mothers are all homemakers or otherwise not gainfully employed; if not a wife, they’re widows.
  • If they have two sons, one’s a big-time football player, the other’s a dweeb and, like, plays tennis or is a bookworm.
  • If they have two daughters, one’s the slutty prom queen type, the other, well, not sure what to say about her – let’s call her a dweeb as well until I can think of something more accurate.
  • All the males, regardless of age, body type, etc., have unbelievably huge cocks, like horses and other large animals should be ashamed of themselves.
  • All the women have either really tiny breasts or gazonkas that qualify for the fictional Guinness Book of Records.  All have hairy pussies, are either blond or brunette – with the occasional redhead tossed in just to mix it up… and they all have such tight, wet pussies with clits of indeterminate sizes that shoe horns might be required and used.
  • The parents are either unbelievable sex maniacs or they’re having, um, marital relations problems or they’re totally clueless to the point where you wonder how they had children to begin with.  The widows haven’t had sex since their husband died, usually in years; same with the occasional widower that shows up from time to time.
  • If two sons, one is fucking everything that’s breathing and the other barely knows where his dick is, let alone what else it can be used for other than taking a piss.
  • If two daughters, one is either fucking everything that’s breathing or looking to get fucked for the first time; she’ll pet and tease but is too chaste do to anything beyond that despite the burning desire to give it up; the other daughter is either over-developed for her age or just realized what all those bumps on her body are for.

Okay, so you have the picture.  Now, as a writer of erotica, I can get a family like this into more trouble than they can shake a stick at and, apparently, these early authors of porn attempted to do the same thing… but.  What’s had me laughing my ass off is just how totally un-fucking-believable the action is when it gets going.  In the one I’m speed-reading through, first off, somebody screwed the pooch on the title; it says, “Five-way…” when there are clearly six people in it:  Mom, Dad, a brother, a sister, an uncle, and a female cousin.

Okay, here we go:  Daughter is a slut, gets busted by the cops and faces an angry father; daughter pretty much says shit to her father that, in real life, probably does happen… but would most likely get her killed where she stood.  I mean, if my daughter got in my face and told me, “Yeah, I’m a slut and I love getting fucked!” she would have died.  Anyway, daughter is pissed off because the cops busted up the back-seat deal at the drive-in and while she got to suck some kid off, she didn’t get laid… so she decides to jump her brother’s bones – yes, he’s a student-athlete who, as always, is minding his own business.

He protests like a little bitch at her advances, telling her in one paragraph that he can’t have sex with his sister – with the parents in the house, mind you – and, two paragraphs later, she’s giving him a blowjob that a professional hooker would envy and, um, all of a sudden, he’s not complaining much.  He’s got a dick like a baseball bat but she apparently has no problems deep-throating him – and I say this because, a few paragraphs later – and after he tries to diss her after getting sucked off, she’s complaining that she can’t take all of him in her tight, wet pussy… but it gets handled… some kind of way and I don’t remember reading about a shoe horn, lube, or the Jaws of Life being employed.

That’s one down.  Meanwhile, while this is taking place, the uncle – not sure whose brother he is – is not only living in a cottage on the property but his first scene is him nailing his daughter, who’s really overjoyed about getting nailed in a very unparental kind of way and, he, too, is of the baseball bat-sized dick and disproportionately sized scrotum and this daughter would put a whore to shame with her level of skill and ability – and makes her older, sluttier cousin look like a rank amateur by comparison.

Bear with me – this gets better. I’ll back up a little and tell you that both the brother and uncle don’t seem to suffer from refraction at all; they get their rocks off by a blowjob of epic proportions and are rock hard again in a couple of eye-blinks or when the girls say, “Eat my pussy!”  Boing!

Mom is in her bedroom masturbating – they do that a lot in these books, by the way – and while she says that the sex with her husband has always been good, eh, not so much at this point.  Enter the son from school; he’s thinking about nailing his slut sister again, walks right into his mother’s room – without knocking – catches Mom ya-yaing the sisterhood; she goes totally prude on him, he gets a boner, and Mom’s doing the dirt… while protesting through it all.

Son leaves mom totally sated, goes looking for slut sister; but now they don’t wanna do it in the house ’cause Mom’s home, which didn’t stop them the day before.  They go to a “secret” place on the property near the cottage their uncle lives in – they get to scrumping in the bushes; uncle hears them, is stunned by what he sees – why I have no fucking idea since he’s nailing the shit out of his own little girl – and breaks up the illicit scene; sends them home, tells his niece to come back so he can tell her what she did wrong.

Right.  Real world, they’re both dead.  Anyway, she comes back because she’s afraid he’ll tell her father, who has already promised to not get her the car he promised and consigns herself to her “fate worse than death” while wondering what it would be like to fuck her uncle; he’s scolding her and getting diamond-hard in the process; she sees his baseball bat and, yup, it’s on… even though the uncle’s now protesting against it… even though he made up the excuse to see her so he could fuck her to begin with… and that’s because his own slut daughter is somewhere, probably looking for the other people in their town, I guess.

Highly improbable sex happens – along with the usual dialog that, in real life, doesn’t happen like that but since this is a book – and to help with visualization – you’re reading this blow-by-blow dialog of what the author’s already writing about – go figure.  Anyway, uncle promises not to rat her out for both transgressions as long as, of course, he gets to nail her again.

Next day, daughter comes home, catches Dad lying in bed sleep; brother’s not home, uncle is helping daughter find the other people in the town – no idea where her mother is.  Dad has an even bigger dick – I’m thinking rhino-sized – and he’s so out of it that not only does she snatch his dick out of his underwear but she’s giving him one of her world class blowjobs even as she realizes that, um, maybe that’s not a good idea.  He wakes up and catches her – raises nineteen kinds of hell and backhands her; doesn’t dissuade her.  She goes back to blowing him; he’s protesting – yeah, right – and cuts loose enough sperm in one release to repopulate all of Europe, Asia, and South America three times over.  He’s shamed now… which doesn’t stop her from jumping on Dad’s amazingly now-erect penis and riding him to glory; he goes from, “We can’t do this!” to “Ride my dick, baby!” in less than a sentence.

At that point, I had to stop reading… because I was too busy laughing to myself to go any further.  Okay, y’all, this is what’s known as “jerk-off material” so having a storyline that make sense, well, doesn’t make sense.  The writer’s whole point is to take a situation and throw you right into some improbable bullshit.  This isn’t to say that incest doesn’t happen… I doubt very seriously it happens as depicted in this old, out-of-publication book, which was written in 1983, if I remember correctly.

I mean, come on – seriously?  You kinda have to read some of the shit in between the “action” so maybe the male mind is so anticipating what’s going to happen that he’s not really paying attention to how they got to this point, like, the son isn’t likely to be chastising his sister while she’s blowing his brains out.  Big macho stud is as easy as a $2 whore – but I also get that “no means no” doesn’t work as it does in the real world because all these characters always seem to say no… while they’re getting their freak on.

Just amazing how a bunch of people can go from being totally naive to being able to rewrite the Kama Sutra, huh?

I was like, “I can’t believe I used to jerk off to this shit when I was a kid!”  And keep in mind, folks, I write this stuff in my spare time!  For a moment, I actually felt bad that I practiced my stealth skills at my father’s expense for a cheap thrill that’s really not as thrilling as it appears.  It bothers me, in a way, in how stereotypical these things are and gives one the impression that white folks are some really bad people; they can’t raise their children with any kind of morals, can’t control them worth a damn, and are easily seduced by them, the whole nine yards.  White kids have zero scruples and, by and large, will fuck anything breathing, male or female – never seems to matter, although a lot of these books are heterosexual where men are concerned – although they do look at each other’s dicks while worrying about appearing to be gay – and homosexual where the girls are concerned – but they’re girls so that’s okay.

By the way, while I don’t remember one of these books every being solely about any non-whites, it must be noted that if you think all the men in these stories are stupidly hung, the “small” role Blacks and Hispanics have played in these books makes those well-hung white guys look like they’re all needle-dicked bug fuckers – use your imagination on this one – but that always seem to exclude Italian men, for some reason, which is probably why you don’t see them too often in these books.  It all feeds into that “Mandingo” thing that tends to make me nuts because while it’s true some of us are hung like you wouldn’t believe, it’s not all of us – trust me on this one.

Extremely huge dicks are preferred by women, stupidly humongous tits are preferred by men – any of this sounding familiar?

Dysfunctional?  Are you kidding me?  Those early authors redefined the word!  Like I laughingly said, they all seem to start out “normal” enough… then the shit happens and, whoops, someone left a window open because all of their morals just went out the closest one and easily… stupidly easy… unbelievably, stupidly easy.  Oh, and they all end happily and none of the women ever get pregnant even though condoms are never used… but aren’t unheard of but, eh, who needs condoms, right?

I know it’s me, just as I know that I’m, um, biased toward the way I write this stuff; as I’ve said, I want people to wonder, “Did this really happen?” and if they’re ya-yaing and chicken choking, that works, too.  Yeah, this is classic porn at its best… or worst, take your pick.  What you rarely see is male bisexuality or even outright gays; I’m sure there were some books written along these lines but I’ve actually only seen one – and the name of it had me scratching my head:  “Slave Chicken Brother.”

Okay, I know the “chicken” part of it means something – I’m just baffled at what since this was written before I honed my stealth skills and I’ve not looked up the reference – yet.  This one has three brothers, they all sleep in the same room – must be one really big room – and the inference is that you get three horny boys in the same place, guess what’s gonna happen?  The older one co-opts the middle kid – he’s totally against getting nailed by his brother but, what the hell, ain’t nothing else to do in the middle of the night, right?  The youngest is watching them, gets caught watching and now it’s two on one – but he’s not minding this at all.  Oh, and the oldest is 19 which kinda doubles his crime against his minor-aged brothers – anyway.

The brother’s are happily doing their thing in what I’d have to say is a classic stereotype:  The oldest is getting sucked and fucking asses but ain’t returning any favors – but, you see, he’s got this girlfriend who ain’t putting out…  The middle kid is getting the business from the oldest and who winds up, at first, being a spectator as big brother does his thing to little brother… except Dad busts in and catches the oldest dick deep in the youngest.  Ya think murder is about to be committed, right?  Well, yes and no.  Dad flips out and starts beating the shit out of the oldest boy – then decides to give him a taste of his own medicine and, nope, big brother, all tough and macho, is now like some little bitch as he’s raped by a father with the telephone pole-sized dick who doesn’t seem to suffer from refraction either – amazing how that happens.

Dad rapes son every night until son runs away from home to marry the chick who wouldn’t screw him – just takes his football scholarship and gets ghost – and now it’s the middle kid’s turn to be punished after conveniently getting busted and, this kid eventually takes his basketball scholarship and gets in the wind… leaving little brother to Dad’s tender mercies and, yup, he’s loving it, turns out to be a gay tennis player who can’t seem to get his jollies unless he’s being totally brutalized and in ways that made me wince – and I’ve seen some shit.

I had to stop reading that one, too – it was just too fucking funny to be taken even moderately serious.  I know these books were written for adults… but maybe they should have been written for teens and pre-teens because I’m thinking that, to most adults, they don’t make a lot of sense… even though they’re probably not supposed to.

I mean, really; you mean to tell me that a girl can go from chaste virgin one moment, world-class whore the next and with all the skills required to be one… after getting fucked just one time?  Boys who’ve never even seen a naked woman before go from being totally clueless in one moment and develop a knowledge of the female form that would make a gynecologist blush in a couple of paragraphs?

I think the thing that gets my own goat is that, way, way back in the day, I was just too stupid to understand the nuances – it was just some exciting shit to read and beat off to, fuck plots, story lines or even that what I was reading, hmm, some of it was downright impossible.

They “reinforce” a bad stereotype:  All guys walk around with their dicks hard all the time, all the girls need a “Sham-Wow” lining their panties for all their incessant juiciness.  All white families are totally and irrecoverably dysfunctional; I doubt that the finest psychological minds of our time could help these people if they were real.

And maybe it’s a good thing they’re not, huh?  All through every story I’ve flipped through, they’re constantly reminding each other that, nope, we’re not supposed to be doing this… all while they’re doing it?  Matter of fact, that’s probably what the allure was back in the day when they were originally written, huh?  This stuff was written for adult males with morals containing amoral situations that, depending on who you talk to, shouldn’t even be thought about, let alone anything else.  I’d even go as far to say that despite trying to keep this stuff out of the hands of non-adults, they probably knew kids would get their hands on it and – yay! – it’s chicken choking time.

Hell, I’m surprised my father didn’t get wise to my, um, midnight requisitioning of his stash – and if he knew, he didn’t say anything.  Likewise, I always wondered if he ever noticed that (1) some of his books were missing and (2) were often replaced with titles that he may not have acquired himself?  Yep, me and the fellows used these things like playing cards!  I do remember once seeing my father looking through his stash and picking up one book.  He looked at the cover and I heard him say, “Where the fuck did this come from?”

Well, um, I knew where it came from since I put it there and I thought, okay, he’s gonna put 2 and 2 together and this isn’t going to go well for me and more so since I’d added it to his collection ten minutes before he discovered it – do I need to tell you what I was doing with this?  No?  Okay.  I sit nervously and quietly watching my father as he fans through the book, looks at the cover again – then shrugs and, with new book in hand, heads for the bathroom.

If you thought that was funny, you should have seen the look on his face the next day when he went to read the book again… and it wasn’t there… because I had traded it for two other books and now he’s trying to figure out where they came from.  This time, he did look at me and, of course, I was acting quite innocently and not letting him know that I knew he was staring hard at me – then I just as innocently look up, see him staring… and had the nerve to ask, “Is there something wrong, Dad?”

I knew he wasn’t going to say anything as long as my mother was puttering about and by the time she left for work, he’d forgotten all about it.  Many years later, he asked me about his “library” and, yeah, I should have fessed up, being a grown man now and all that… and you must be out of your mind if you think I did.  I looked him dead in his eyes and, with a straight face said, “Books?  What books?  Your mystery books?”

“Oh, those kinds of books?  Nah, Dad, I never knew you had any of those – you didn’t, did you?  I mean, if you did, well, you’re a grown man and all that but I have no idea what you’re talking about; I never saw one until I was old enough to buy them myself…”

Maybe he bought it – but I’m thinking he didn’t… because if my sons had told me that, I wouldn’t have believed it for a moment.  And “chicken” meant what I thought it did – it’s a reference to young gay men…

Since I’ve gone right off the deep end again, do you know what a “Mexican avalanche” is?  I just found out… and I can’t stop laughing.  Even funnier, go to the Urban Dictionary and look up “wolf pussy;” that one always cracks me up…


Posted by on 4 October 2011 in Life, Living and Loving


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15 responses to “Anatomy of a Dirty Book

  1. marriagecoach1

    4 October 2011 at 13:00

    Yes sort of shows how sick the porno industry is. Why incorporate incest. Don’t you think that it has an effect on guys and puts thoughts in their heads that can result in negative actions for girl members of the family.

    Why can’t they have just straight sex between consenting adults?



    • kdaddy23

      4 October 2011 at 14:17

      The answer to your first question is: Because it sold books. Did it have an effect on guys and give them ideas? Probably did and way before the first book of this kind was ever written. The answer to your last question is yes… and no. There were books written around straight, consensual sex but, as I understand it from one of the publishers I worked with, straight sex didn’t sell as well as all the others. When I was seriously trying to make a few pennies with my early stories, one of them was just straight consensual sex with some romance tossed in. I thought it was decent and they did, too, except they also said that’s not what really makes sales – wasn’t hard to figure that one out.

      What publishers know is that while “normal” stuff is nice, it’s the other stuff that had the books flying out of so many back rooms of stores… because people are perverted in their heads and, sometimes in their actions. Written porn, which I understand has been around for an extremely long time, is about imagery and imagination; you see the words and you “see” what’s going on and, yeah, maybe replace a mental image of yourself in one of the character’s place and it’s off to the bathroom or you’re locking the bedroom door. Written porn still exists – but DVDs replace the imagination with an actual visual presentation – you can see folks doing all sorts of things and, just as in written porn, all the sub-genres are covered… except incest; they only make references to it in the various titles but the actors on the screen ain’t even close to being related in real life. And, even if “mom” and “daughter” are about to jump some hunk’s bone, you never see them interacting with each other sexually, a reminder that such things aren’t supposed to happen and one that’s easy to see… if you can pay attention to the message, that is.

      Here’s something I once heard, back when the movement was heavy to eradicate porn from literature. The combatants in this were going at it hot and heavy – no pun intended – and the anti-porn faction was, indeed, worried about morals going out the window because those books pretty much depicted that. The pro-porn faction made a good point: Which is better, people reading about the things they shouldn’t do and, thus, tempering their judgment… or have no outlet for this and have people out there in the open doing it? As I remember, both sides had compelling arguments and since porn still exists, well, that speaks for itself although I understand some concessions were made with the other side to make it “tamer” if at all possible. That truce didn’t last very long, like when porn made it to cable – then soft porn was all the rage and, yes, all the sub-genres were included, hinted at, or otherwise left to the viewer’s imagination. But the hard stuff remained relegated to dark, musty theaters, usually in the seedier parts of town. They tried to hide it and it wouldn’t stay hidden. Such theaters disappeared for the most part with the advent of 8mm film, then videocassettes, and, ultimately, DVDs.

      Even the straight consensual sex was laced with perversions; watersports, BDSM, and other fetishes. Adultery is a big seller – the lonely “housewife” opening the door to see the gorgeous and well-hung repairman there to fix something broken while the hubby was off hunting dinosaurs to kill and bring back for dinner… and bones got jumped. “Innocent” things like the girls getting together in a book club setting or wine-tasting thing would “instantly” devolve into some form of debauchery, yes? Then – gasp – interracial sex became the thing to watch, with its own, stereotypical perversions attached.

      The industry continues to survive because “just straight sex between consenting adults” is boring and uninteresting. They can’t show it without putting some twist on it, activating those perverted sections of our brains and, thus, upping the excitement levels, which fuels the viewer’s lust, which keeps them buying more of their favorite perversion that can be seen in HD these days. One of the biggest, all-time porn movies is “Taboo,” which is right up there with “Deep Throat,” “Debbie Does Dallas,” “The Devil and Mrs. Jones,” and “Behind the Green Door.”

      Is the porn industry sick? Depends on who you ask and what’s being watched. Here’s the thing people don’t want to accept: It’s “art” imitating life… because people really do behave like this; they always have, they always will. One of the few caveats the industry delivers is that if you’re really gonna do the shit you’re watching, wear a condom when you do it. Other than that, they neither accept nor assume any responsibility for what someone might do because of their acting, just like the written stuff reminded the reader – on occasion – that what they were reading was fiction… kinda.


  2. marriagecoach1

    4 October 2011 at 15:38

    yea too bad huh?


    • kdaddy23

      4 October 2011 at 16:00

      Perhaps, but it’s business and it’s a business that those of high moral fiber aren’t all that fond of. But, you see, even they know how “depraved” people can be, which is why morality was created in the first place, to stop us from doing whatever we felt like doing. I’m not saying that morality, in and of itself, serves no purpose in our society – it does… but the money is in the nasty stuff we’re capable of and, to that end, cash trumps morality almost every time. Sex sells – it’s a given in business – and the nastier the sex, the more sales that can be made. Morality says that sex should be private; the money’s in dragging it all out into the open for all to see.


  3. marriagecoach1

    4 October 2011 at 15:39

    I still would love to do it in the same room as another couple watching and being watched


    • kdaddy23

      4 October 2011 at 15:55

      It’s fun – you should try to make it happen for yourself, dude! But, ah, you do know that even this kind of sex is considered to be immoral because you’re not keeping it private, right? Makes me laugh…


  4. marriagecoach1

    4 October 2011 at 16:01

    Don’t have a partner right now and then there is the matter of the other willing couple. Life is a bitch huh.
    I did play tease the trucker with the ex wife. Got her to recline her seat in the car and I hiked up her skirt and slid my hand inside those lacy pink panties and got her off while truckers watched while I slowly passed them. She enjoyed the attention.


    • kdaddy23

      4 October 2011 at 16:08

      Yep, it sure is, my friend. And you’re not as straight-laced as you appear to be… I like that.


  5. marriagecoach1

    4 October 2011 at 16:13

    I can get kinky as well as just explained.


    • kdaddy23

      4 October 2011 at 16:47

      Well, yeah, apparently you can – and pornographers know this. They can take this kinky thing and blow it way out of proportion, make it more “nasty” and attractive to watch. If you have a kink, there’s probably some porn built around it. The only way I see people getting downright insulted and offended about this is if they’ve never, ever, had a “impure” thought cross their minds – and how many people would that be?

      Here’s the assumption: It’s a form of entertainment and the legal shit says so. Now, if you read or see something and then get it into your head to actually do it, um, that’s on you and it’ll suck if it’s illegal and you get caught. Like the trucker thing? Hell, I’ve done it and it was fun. Was it illegal? Maybe because it’s distracted driving and, if that trucker’s watching, he’s being distracted; an accident could happen, people could get injured or killed… so common sense, such as it is, says maybe you shouldn’t do it… which doesn’t change the fact that people do it despite the risk… because it’s a risk and it’s fun.

      The assumption is that you, being a God-fearing and decent man, wouldn’t even dream of taking your sister or any other family member to bed – and this is a correct assumption. Ah, but what if you could put yourself “into” that situation by picking up a book and reading about fictitious characters doing the unthinkable? Would that be something a person would be interested in? You bet your ass they’d be because while it’s illegal to do such things, it’s not illegal to think about them – it’s just immoral to, say, covet thy neighbor’s wife.


  6. marriagecoach1

    4 October 2011 at 16:50

    Yea I here you, and far be it from me to say that I have never had an impure thought, usually on a dialy basis


    • kdaddy23

      4 October 2011 at 17:50

      Yeah, let he who is without sin cast the first stone and all that. Today, those old books are lame; back in the day, oh, lawdy, they were the holy grail for getting one’s cookies off! Yep, whatever scenes being depicted were bad, immoral, and just downright nasty as all get out – so much the better when you wanna pull the pud or ya-ya the sisterhood… and that was the whole point. You almost innately understood that while it’s cool to be hiding in your room and masturbating like there’s no tomorrow, actually doing what you were reading was out of the question, unless you had a death wish. Oh, yeah – I’m gonna roll up on my mother with an erection and suggest she do something about it? She will… but I won’t survive it – that’s just asking to get killed!

      Not illegal to read it or watch it if you’re an adult, of course. You can even use your imagination while reading and watching whatever’s got you harder than times in 1929. What you’d better not do is make any of that shit a reality and if you do, well, that’s on you and might be your ass when you get caught – not if.

      Here’s the harsh reality and what you object to: People actually behave like this. They commit adultery, incest, have sexual congress with animals and other inanimate objects no one in their supposed right mind would ever deal with; they have homosexual sex and in varying combinations; they’re in to the dark side of sex, like BDSM; people switch sexual roles; men are submissive, women are dominant.

      This is the reality. Sordid? Yep, sure is… but it does excite and that’s porn’s whole purpose, to get you to masturbate or get so horny that you’ll pounce on your unsuspecting partner and ravish them to both their surprise and delight – hopefully. Maybe it “induces” you to do something abnormal, like sucking another guy’s dick or eating pussy or even giving anal sex a try. Okay, not really a problem here… as long as the person you’re doing it with is someone you can legally and morally do such things with. This caveat, while all nice and proper and moral – if you’re married, just doesn’t float everyone’s boat – it’s the things morality says we shouldn’t ever do that raises the Titanic.


  7. Lafemmeroar

    6 October 2011 at 18:39

    OMG. I laughed until I cried. Now I’m going to look up Mexican avalanche and wolf pussy, then I’m taking a cold shower. See ya later 🙂


    • kdaddy23

      6 October 2011 at 19:01

      Lafemm, I was literally in the floor laughing almost hysterically – it’s just too damned funny!



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So, I've been spanked, hard! I have spanked myself hard, I have spanked others even harder! I'm now heading for a different road, one that still includes all the best bits of me, all the naughty bits, all the hot steamy bits, and plenty of spanking still to be had! But this time I'm creating characters to play out my delightful erotic fantasies, I hope you enjoy the new ride as much as the previous one...

Marla's World

Sporadic randomness from a disheveled mind.

Miss D

My BDSM adventures and accounts as a kinky sadomasochist

The Middle-Aged Bisexual

Struggling with my bisexuality in a heterosexual relationship

A Submissive Journey


Musings & Interests of a Bisexual Man

A journey into surrender

Finding Strength in my Submission

Mature audience only, 18+ NSFW...kinky sex & spankings ahead!

Acquiescent Soul

Internal Perspective

Katya Evangeline

From Missionary to Sex Preacher and Loving It!

Domestic Discipline, Jenny style!

Unconventional journey to unimaginable fulfillment.


by Hannah

Hopeful Heartache

Ramblings about life, relationships, anxiety, depression, and questions.

SeXXy Julie

Sordid Sex Stories & Erotica of a Cougar

Temperature's Rising

Still hot. (It just comes in flashes now.)


Random thoughts from a random mind


Writing about recovery.

Wake Up- Get Up- Stand up

"We the People" need to stand together.

The Watering Hole

Where everyone comes to quench their thirst for insight to life's challenging questions.


Parts Of My Life

Date A Bisexual

Love the one you love


The Wise Serpent

a worried whimsy

bouncing between happy and anxious

The Self-Actualized Life

Have a fulfilling life sexually and every other way!

Larry Archer's World (

------ Erotica from the dirty mind of Larry Archer


is there a path to a successful open marriage?


The silent inside of an anonymous Indian rebelling against society

The (Bi)te

The uninteresting world of a young bisexual girl


What Perspective Matters Most Depends on Your Perception


Just my random thoughts and meanderings... I'll try to keep you entertained


when and why size matters


I write when the choice is to die if I don't

My SEXuality

Why am I afraid to tell you who I'am?

Confessions of a Cheating Housewife

...because love just isn't enough ;)

Apparently I Don't Exist

The Many Adventures of a Bisexual Genderqueer

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