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Hot Stuff

25 Jan

Here we go with another one of those Top Searches moments where some unknown person of an equally unknown gender has searched for “hot man cum.”

I actually saw this a couple of days ago and thought, “Man, the shit people search for…” and, as I usually do, I was hoping it would just go away… but it didn’t.  The science nerd in my head reminded me about how a guy’s nuts try to keep away from his body heat because heat and sperm aren’t exactly on good speaking terms with each other – that whole motility thing and the reason why men shouldn’t have a laptop sitting in their lap or, as some have warned, not to wear those tighty whities because while they do provide support, that puts the nuts too close to the heat and with nowhere to go.

Of course, as a writer and reader of erotica, I thought of how many times I’ve read about a man delivering a hot or scalding load to a recipient or how the recipient felt burnt or scalded upon feeling the delivery… and provided they really do feel it… and that depends on a lot of other things I’m not really gonna go into right now.

Having been on the receiving end of quite a few loads, I can’t recall ever feeling or even thinking about it as a source of heat; I can remember taste and consistency and how many of us know how fucking messy that shit is when it’s room temperature… but that hot, burning or scalding thing?  I have no memory of that, Your Honor, sorry.

There is a good chance that if a guy is unleashing a load and it feels hot, burning, or scalding to him, he either has something he wasn’t aware of (or maybe he was) or, the most likely thing, he needs to drink more water ’cause he’s somewhat dehydrated and, yeah, hot, sweaty sex can dehydrate you to some degree or another.

It goes without saying that anyone reading this and is willing to admit to feeling such heat from ejaculate is more than welcome to chime in on this one…

Now, there is a plausible reason for this given that a man’s body temperature does increase during sex (and even masturbation) – how high depends on his metabolism, ambient room temperature, stuff like that – making it possible for his ejaculate being delivered at a temperature that’s above body normal so, uh-huh, wherever it happens to be going, it could feel warm or maybe even hot depending on the temperature of the person who might be feeling it or, if he’s been spanking the monkey and it gets all over his hand, well, yeah, it could feel hot and maybe even scalding because seminal fluid, in and of itself, is kinda acidic.

Too much information?  Don’t blame me – blame whoever searched for this…

 
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Posted by on 25 January 2013 in Life, Living and Loving

 

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  1. Pyx

    25 January 2013 at 17:49

    maybe just exaggeration for effect in writing? I understand using the word ‘hot’ as in sexy, and temperature – it can be ‘warmer’ and feel hot but not scalding. LOL you’re right there. And I like your scientific mind!!

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    • kdaddy23

      25 January 2013 at 18:40

      Perhaps it is, Pyx; I know when I write erotica, I try not to use temperature-related words to describe what it feels like… but it happens because I’m trying to capture the moments when a guy cums and whoever’s getting it… or wherever it happens to be going.

      In real life, eh, I just really don’t know; I’ve never had anyone I’ve cum in (or on) say it’s hot – messy, yeah and I’ve heard the word ‘sticky’ too many times… but hot?

      The euphemism that gets me is reading something where the guy’s cum is boiling out of him, like Old Faithful erupting in all its glory; as literal as my mind can get I’m thinking that if sperm is boiling its way up the pipe, that might be rather painful… and a visit to a urologist might be in order!

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  2. Average Guy

    5 February 2013 at 13:25

    I always assumed it was hot…really hot. If I happened to get any on her skin,I remember my ex swearing at me and cringing as if holy water was thrown on her. I assumed it was hot! ~smile~

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    • kdaddy23

      5 February 2013 at 13:49

      Welcome, Average Guy, and thanks for your comments! The science nerd in my head reminds me that differences in pH can account for that feeling. Seminal fluid is alkaline with a pH averaging 7.2; if it comes in contact with an acidic environment – like a woman’s vagina- yeah, it can feel hot and burning and all that… and skin pH can run between acidic and alkaline, depending on body chemistry and other nerdy stuff like that.

      So cringing like holy water? I can believe that one!

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