Chowing Down

06 Apr

Aight, this Top Searches thing is actually one of my favorite subjects.  Call it what you will – eating at the Y, rug or carpet munching, eating sushi or the hairy cherry pie, giving head, and many more euphemisms, but is there anything better than eating pussy other than being eaten?

So the search phrase was, “ultimate kiss eating pussy book” and, yup, there are a ton of books out there on how to deliver the ultimate kiss and in ways that’ll make you have to peel her off the ceiling after you’re done.  I’ve always said that if she’s not looking at you as if you came from another planet or doing her best to get away from you, or looking dazed and confused, you probably didn’t do it right.  I’ve also said that if you do not absolutely love having your head between a woman’s outspread legs, either learn to love it or leave it alone because on that list of things you never want to hear a woman say about you, being a punk-assed bitch when it comes to eating her is right up there with having a little dick and not being able to fuck.

Sure, a well-written book can tell you about the techniques and all the little tricks of the trade… as long as you remember that what might work on one woman may not work on another… or on the same woman twice.  There’s a reason why it’s called an art and this particular rabbit hole runs very deep and any ‘success’ you have doing this depends on the person you’re doing it to.

Technique is great… but timing and somehow being able to suss out what to do and when to do it requires some attention to detail and, yeah, having her coach you along the way really does help because while a book on the subject can be helpful, the best teacher is the woman whose coochie you’re about to chow down on.

And, ladies?  If you’re not of a mind to say a few syllables to help that person eat you into unconsciousness, uh, you might want to reconsider because sometimes leaving someone to their own devices in this might be less satisfying than you expect.

Okay, searcher, here’s the names of a few books:

– The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure, 2nd Edition (Violet Blue & Margaret Cho)

– The Low Down on Going Down – How to Give Her Mind-blowing Oral Sex (Marcie Michaels & Marie Desalie)

– The Best Oral Sex Ever – His Guide to Going Down (Yvonne Fulbright)

–  Oral Sex That’ll Blow Her Mind: An Illustrated Guide to Giving Her Amazing Orgasms (Shanna Katz)

– The Secret Art of Eating Pussy: Tips & Tricks to Please Her Every Time (C. W. Pollard)

The list goes on and on; in looking up these titles, I saw many, many more on this very subject (all of these books can be found online at

The trick, after reading any of these books, is figuring out what’ll work on your woman (or any woman if you’re still playing the field) and, hopefully, your woman (or any woman) is going to be willing to let you experiment on her as you apply the techniques and those other tips and tricks these publications have to offer.

I do wonder, however, if any/all of these books are really just repeating themselves, like, whoever wrote the first one nailed it perfectly and all the others are just imitations… or if each of them offer something new or different that the other books didn’t.


Posted by on 6 April 2013 in Life, Living and Loving


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2 responses to “Chowing Down

  1. harukifan

    15 April 2013 at 14:05

    Thanks for the book recommendations, kdaddy – I’m always looking for ways to improve my cunnilingus technique. I LOVE having my face between a woman’s legs. LOVE LOVE LOVE. There’s nothing better than eating pussy. I wrote about it on my blog too:


    • kdaddy23

      15 April 2013 at 14:18

      You’re welcome! Honestly, anyone who doesn’t love eating pussy needs to have their head examined or be checked to see if they’re still alive…



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