Harukifan wrote this blog about being kinky – http://swinglifestyleblog.wordpress.com/2013/05/08/swinger-fantasies-i-am-not-kinky/ – and I allowed that, many years ago, I took such a test and failed. His comment was that he’d probably fail one, too, so I found this kink test – http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-ultimate-kink-test – and while it makes you sign up to see your results (the reason why I have an email address just for this kind of stuff), I took the test and, according to the results, I am “The Kink Master,” having scored 192 out of 259 kinky points (whatever the hell that means). So, uh, if 100% (259 out of 259) means you might need professional help, with some liberal rounding, I’m like 75%… and I’m not sure at the moment if that’s a good or bad thing.
The questions are… interesting but as such things go, eh, they kinda miss the mark with a few absent possible answers; if you take the test – and, hell, why not? – you’ll see what I mean. It’s kinda fun – it’s supposed to be fun, something to make conversation with and have a few laughs at how kinky – or unkinky – you might be.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to take the test and come back and let me know how you did – just for the fun of it, of course!