It’s Back

For days, whilst in the middle of my writing funk, the infamous Top Searches has been empty.  Today, along with a search for my handle (I wonder why), I see a familiar phrase, one that I’ve seen quite a few times as being searched for – “Intercrural intercourse.”

I thought, “What?  Again?”

Okay, so intercrural intercourse is fucking without penetration, usually between guys and usually done between closed thighs or in between the butt cheeks, perhaps making contact with the receiver’s anus but not penetrating.  Is it fun and satisfying?  Yeah, it can be.

Particularly in my youth, there were plenty of guys who wanted to do it like this and be done like this, to revel in the sensations of fucking and being fucked while avoiding the rather uncomfortable feelings (and possible messy encounter) of actually sticking it in.  In our ‘gang’ of horny fuckers, we had guys who preferred intercrural and guys who didn’t want to hear not sticking it in as far as it would go so if a guy was horny and wanted to ‘fuck’ he would say something like, “Hey, let’s do it… but don’t stick it in, okay?”

Young guys being young guys, few of us were dissatisfied with this condition… and why would we be when it was a chance to unlimber our cocks and put them to a use other than jerking off?  I’ll admit that being on the receiving end either way worked for me; hell, I didn’t care as long as it was happening and I’d get to feel a guy either busting that nut inside me or, as we used to call it, “buttering my buns.”

Even after entering adulthood, doing it intercrural style didn’t fade into the background.  There were times when either a guy wanted to be fucked or I wanted to be fucked but, um, well, ah… uh, getting it in was problematic, to be polite about it.  Some guys – and for reasons I’ve never been able to grasp – would just lose their boner at that moment and before they got bent out of shape about it, I’d tell them to just put it there and go for what they know because I already knew that it was going to feel good anyway.  Sometimes, getting into a guy was just hard to do and despite using enough lubricant to keep a car’s engine running smoothly.  I’d tell them, “It’s okay… I can do it like this…”

And it would be just fine.  Some discussions I’ve had about this over the years has been equated with jerking off without using hands… and I guess that’s a fair assessment and one that satisfies a guy’s natural inclination to fuck, to thrust and grind and all that good stuff until release happens and, to that end, as long as this is the end result, a lot of guys just ain’t too particular about how it happens – internal, external, makes no difference.

On the receiving end, you can feel his weight on you, the hardness of his prick, the sensations of it sliding in between your clenched thighs or buttocks.  Guys into this get to understand why women like being fucked because it’s just… comfortable.  If he’s between your butt cheeks, you can feel his knob pressing against your back door and I know I’ve had moments like this where I found myself wishing that he could, at the least, get the head in without losing his stiffness (or otherwise objecting).  It still feels good and even kinda fucks with your head in that you’re lying there on your back or your stomach… and there’s another guy fucking you, working at whatever pace he’s chosen and even if you’re very experienced in such things, it just feels delightfully weird.

When you’re the one doing the fucking, well now, I know I’ve had multiple thoughts running through my head, so many that they’re not making a lot of sense and they’re kinda difficult to grab onto.  One part is happy to be stroking away even if it’s intercrural; some primal part of me is fervently wishing I could get inside him and because as I’m busy knocking on his back door, I can feel the head trying to slip inside – and now it’s a matter of honor at times because while you agreed to not stick it in, to renege on that agreement just ain’t a good thing.  And while the agreement is in effect, it’s not like the other guy can’t feel that and I’ve had guys moan and look back over their shoulders and tell me, “I can feel the head trying to go in…”

Something oddly pleasing about hearing that.  I’ve had guys void the agreement and insist on feeling more; likewise, I’ve had guys tell me to keep doing it just like that, letting my knob keep ‘threatening’ to break through… but no more than that… and that’s fine because not to be unfeeling or uncaring in a moment like this, it doesn’t matter whether I’m in or out just as long as I get to cream him in some way.  I’ve even had guys tell me that when I’m about to cum, make sure I press hard against the back door.  It’s not about penetrating (or being penetrated) in that moment… but it is about feeling his cock exploding against the locked door, feeling it shudder and twitching and all that fantastic stuff that goes along with feeling a man releasing his load.

Intercrual intercourse?  Yep, that works even when one might think that it doesn’t or can’t…