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Trying to Lighten Up

05 Jun

* A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.  The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “Does shit stick to your fur?”

The rabbit proudly said, “No, it doesn’t!”

The bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

* Did you hear the one about the Polish coyote that chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap?

* Rastus was walking along one night when the KKK snatched him.  The grand dragon was feeling generous and said to Rastus, “Boy, we gonna let you live if you pass three tests!  First, you gotta go in this here tent and drink a gallon of this here moonshine; then you go into the next tent – there’s a hot-ass woman in there so you gotta fuck her real good; in the last tent, there’s a wolf with a bad tooth – pull it.  You unnerstand?”

Well, Rastus figured that this was better than hanging from a rope so he said he understood; a KKK member took him to the first tent where he guzzled down the whole gallon of moonshine.  He staggered into the next tent; the Klansmen were amused when the tent erupted with howls and growls and the sounds of hot, wild fucking.

Rastus steps out of the tent, his dick hanging down to his knees, wipes his mouth, and asks, “Okay, where’s dat bitch with the toothache?”

 
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Posted by on 5 June 2013 in Life, Living and Loving

 

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3 responses to “Trying to Lighten Up

  1. Seanonymous

    11 June 2013 at 00:18

    Alright, here we go:

    A girl needs to borrow her parents’ car, so she approaches her father and says, “Hey, Dad, I need to borrow the car tonight!”

    He smiles and replies, “Princess, you’re gonna have to suck my cock for the keys.”

    She’s hesitant, but the sick bastard convinces her that there’s no other way.

    She starts to suck her father’s cock, but pulls away quickly and says, “Dad, your cock tastes like shit!”

    He reponds, “I know, princess. Your brother had to borrow the truck!”

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    • kdaddy23

      11 June 2013 at 00:22

      LMAO

      Like

       
    • kdaddy23

      11 June 2013 at 00:28

      Here’s one I like: A man and his wife are having sex when their 10 year old son walks in on them. The son screams, “OH MY GOD!” and then runs out of the room. The father laughs and says to give the son a few minutes to calm down, and then he’ll explain what was going on.

      A few minutes later, the father walks into his son’s room to find him having sex with his grandmother. The man screams, “OH MY GOD!”

      “Yeah,” his son says, “It’s not so funny when it’s YOUR mother, is it?”

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