* A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “Does shit stick to your fur?”
The rabbit proudly said, “No, it doesn’t!”
The bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
* Did you hear the one about the Polish coyote that chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap?
* Rastus was walking along one night when the KKK snatched him. The grand dragon was feeling generous and said to Rastus, “Boy, we gonna let you live if you pass three tests! First, you gotta go in this here tent and drink a gallon of this here moonshine; then you go into the next tent – there’s a hot-ass woman in there so you gotta fuck her real good; in the last tent, there’s a wolf with a bad tooth – pull it. You unnerstand?”
Well, Rastus figured that this was better than hanging from a rope so he said he understood; a KKK member took him to the first tent where he guzzled down the whole gallon of moonshine. He staggered into the next tent; the Klansmen were amused when the tent erupted with howls and growls and the sounds of hot, wild fucking.
Rastus steps out of the tent, his dick hanging down to his knees, wipes his mouth, and asks, “Okay, where’s dat bitch with the toothache?”