I was away for a week and while I was gone, I had to mow through 1,178 email messages just for the account tasked to handle my WordPress messages! So, wow, you guys were busy!
But that’s not what got my attention: The “Top Searches” did… again. First up, “male masturbation gifs,” like how did this one find its way to my doorstep? Even if I had some – and I don’t – I wouldn’t put them on here and even if I knew where to find them – and I don’t – I’m not sure I would tell… although, as your resident Certified Dirty Old Man, I might locate them and view them at my leisure… for the science, of course – you never know when someone might legitimately ask about choking the chicken, right?
Here’s the one that gets me, though: “bettyhomebanger.wordpress.com+uncircumcised”
Now, I know Betty had some questions about sucking uncut cocks and we even had a bit of a conversation about them – and other folks chimed in with their thoughts on the subject… but why this showed up on my Dashboard is beyond me; whoever put this one together would have been better off searching for Betty.
This kinda flabbergasted me so much that I can’t even really think of something useful to say; no analogies or anecdotes come to mind about either of these searches…