07 Jul

I was away for a week and while I was gone, I had to mow through 1,178 email messages just for the account tasked to handle my WordPress messages!  So, wow, you guys were busy!

But that’s not what got my attention:  The “Top Searches” did… again.  First up, “male masturbation gifs,” like how did this one find its way to my doorstep?  Even if I had some – and I don’t – I wouldn’t put them on here and even if I knew where to find them – and I don’t – I’m not sure I would tell… although, as your resident Certified Dirty Old Man, I might locate them and view them at my leisure… for the science, of course – you never know when someone might legitimately ask about choking the chicken, right?

Here’s the one that gets me, though:  “”

Now, I know Betty had some questions about sucking uncut cocks and we even had a bit of a conversation about them – and other folks chimed in with their thoughts on the subject… but why this showed up on my Dashboard is beyond me; whoever put this one together would have been better off searching for Betty.

This kinda flabbergasted me so much that I can’t even really think of something useful to say; no analogies or anecdotes come to mind about either of these searches…


Posted by on 7 July 2013 in Life, Living and Loving


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6 responses to “Seriously?

  1. lifeofalovergirl

    7 July 2013 at 22:43

    Haha, I’ve got some videos and pics of male masturbation but I’m not sharing, 😉 It’s only fair, since they are always asking for ones of me.


  2. G

    8 July 2013 at 10:38

    Yesterday I got a hit on my blog for someone searching “kdaddy23”



    • kdaddy23

      8 July 2013 at 10:42

      Now that’s interesting; this is almost gonna make me want to find out how the Top Searches actually work! Then again, if I did that, I probably wouldn’t find them so hilariously stupid!


    • kdaddy23

      8 July 2013 at 10:42

      Now that’s interesting; this is almost gonna make me want to find out how the Top Searches actually work! Then again, if I did that, I probably wouldn’t find them so hilariously stupid!


      • G

        8 July 2013 at 10:44

        It would be fun to learn about, definitely.



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