Put It Where It Belongs

29 Dec

We go from experiencing shame and learning how not to be ashamed to one of my pet peeves – getting shot in the face with sperm.  I often find myself either sympathizing with some poor girl in a porno flick as the guy’s got a grip on her head with one hand and aiming his dick at her face with the other and she winds up with sperm in her eyes or up her nose – or laughing at their futile resistance to that part of the script that must be adhered to.

Okay, so, if I’m jerking or sucking a guy and he explodes unexpectedly and it gets on my face, I don’t have a problem with that and, if anything, I might even ‘blame’ myself for not paying close attention to things – accidents happen.  I’ve had guy jerk themselves off and splash it on my chest, my back, my butt cheeks – one guy made it a point to dump his load into my navel, something I found kinda funny.  I’ve gotten jizz on my hands, in my mouth, and in my ass… but I draw the line at deliberately shooting that load in my face.

That some folks find this hot and sex is just beyond me and I’ve wondered why I have such an aversion to it.  I know that a part of me feels that it’s demeaning and insulting along the lines of having someone spit in your face which, most of you probably know, will start some extreme violence as a result.  Maybe my ‘bad’ reaction to it comes from having watched so much porn in my life and repeatedly seeing guys shooting their load on someone’s face – and then seeing how much the other person didn’t like it, tried to avoid it, or in some other way resisted getting splooged in the face.

I got mad with a guy once for pulling out of me and shooting on my stomach – he thought it was a fun thing to do for some reason and it was the first time I remember saying angrily, “You need to put it where it belongs!”  Yep, I felt cheated that he didn’t cum in me!  One guy told me, while I was sucking him, “When I cum, I wanna cum on your face!”  I removed him from my mouth and replied, “You do that and I will uppercut you in the nuts so hard your nuts will be next to your lungs…”

He came in my mouth and I was happy even though he wasn’t so happy to have this particular desire fulfilled.  Other guys may not mind it.. but I do; maybe I’m just weird like that…


Posted by on 29 December 2013 in Life, Living and Loving


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7 responses to “Put It Where It Belongs

  1. rougedmount

    29 December 2013 at 23:34

    i don’t mind it at all as long as distribution is covered to multiple areas in previous or subsequent encounters. in the eyes? a definite hard NO…it simply stings. immediate vacation to the bathroom and a warm eye rinse ensues. up the nose? omg … choke, gag, sneeze sputter. 100 shades of wrong.


    • kdaddy23

      29 December 2013 at 23:40

      All good reasons not to allow deliberate aiming, right? As I mentioned, I’ve been hit in the face out of inattention on my part – but that’s one thing and the guy couldn’t be blamed for that.

      I just don’t see anything good about getting a face full of sperm and more so since you’ve endured a lot to get him to cum and feeling it inside you or tasting it would put a nice end to things. Like I said, maybe I’m just weird like that but I don’t mind if it gets anywhere other than my face – that’s where I draw the line.


      • rougedmount

        30 December 2013 at 09:30

        grin..well sometimes a man likes to see things get messy..i think especially because so many people find it taboo? and occasionally its nice to see the product of your effort…as well..its an amazing facial ago i would demand it weekly so i could smooth it all over my face and let it dry like a very special facial makes your skin SO soft.!
        then again..grin..i’m wierd like that..


  2. deepexplorations

    6 January 2014 at 14:02

    Probably because of porn I think people have a fetish about it. When I have sex with men I’m into being submissive…to me getting splooged in the face is pretty submissive…I have to admit I’ve developed a little fantasy about it myself…maybe I’m weird like that! lol


    • kdaddy23

      6 January 2014 at 14:06

      Welcome, Deep, and thanks for your comment! Yeah, it is pretty submissive which is probably why it bothers me so much – I don’t have the right attitude to be submissive.


      • deepexplorations

        6 January 2014 at 14:12

        It probably is an attitude thing…part of sex with men for me is a submission thing, but that’s me. I just enjoy it.


      • kdaddy23

        6 January 2014 at 14:22

        I understand; I know a few guys who are like that!



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