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Lots of Bodies

21 Feb

Folks, this head cold has been kicking my ass something fierce… but I am getting better.  Now, if only I could convince the guys with the sledgehammers to stop banging around in my head, I would be a whole lot better… but that’s why they make 600mg ibuprofen.  Anyway…

I got an email the other day from a VOD – video on demand – site for gay sex – kind of a long story why I’m getting these and they’re not junk mail and maybe I’ll tell it.  I don’t mind getting these emails because most of the time, I get to eyeball some dick, which ain’t a bad thing.  However, as I was perusing this particular email I was like, wow, there are a lot of body types in this one!  I’ve often ranted off the deep end about how porn portrays man on man sex and the body types of the actors, running from twinky guys who look like they need to hit an all-you-can-eat joint, to the musclebound dudes, to the guys who enjoy a little sex with their leather.

All of the men depicted had big dicks and, not for the first time, I wondered where are the VOD flicks that has regular, run of the mill guys who have average-sized cocks.  I mean, if there were such things, hell, I might be more interested in watching them.  For instance, I was watching a clip of an all-male orgy of guys my age and maybe even older and, for me, it was interesting because there were no skinny kids, no guys with a body by Atlas, and there wasn’t a piece of leather to be found anywhere – it was just a bunch of older guys handling their business with each other and they even convinced one of the cameramen to strip down and join them.

And there wasn’t a super-sized cock among them.  There were a few Prince Alberts – y’all know what they are, dontcha? – and I just sat and watched and marveled that the guys who had them were getting the life sucked out of them and that the guys playing seminal vampires had no issues dealing with the oddly shaped chunks of metal.

I had an opportunity to blow a guy who had a Prince Albert… but some cock blocking made sure I’d never find out what it was like to suck a cock with one of these installed.  Anyway…

I was seriously thinking about sending the VOD company who sends me the emails an email and ask them why they never send any advertisements for their offerings that has regular guys as the stars.

 
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Posted by on 21 February 2014 in Life, Living and Loving

 

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3 responses to “Lots of Bodies

  1. lifeofalovergirl

    21 February 2014 at 20:02

    I’m clueless, what is a “Prince William”?

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    • kdaddy23

      21 February 2014 at 22:20

      Try Prince Albert instead – head cold has addled what little brain I have left! I’ve corrected my mistake!

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