“Bisexual man gets urges to cheat“
Okay, y’all should know the routine by now:
- First thought: “Yeah, it happens…”
- Second thought: “Oh, okay, did a woman search for this?”
- Third thought: “I wonder if the person who was looking for this realized that a bi man can have urges to cheat… and it probably wouldn’t be with another man?”
Not all men cheat or even have the urge to cheat but I suppose it’s believed that bisexual men have a greater tendency to cheat and, who knows, maybe there’s more truth to this than I am aware of? Here’s an interesting double standard: If a woman cheats on her man with another woman, a lot of people wouldn’t consider that to be cheating – it’s just a girl thing, ya know? Hell, her old man might even find this rather stimulating more than it pisses him off because, I swear, the logic I’ve heard for him not being pissed has been, “At least she wasn’t sleeping with another dude…”
However, if a guy ducks out on his wife to get some dick, he’s a worse cheater than if he had gone out and fucked his wife’s sister. Are there people who’d say that this isn’t cheating? Yes – I’ve met them and they use the same logic as mentioned above: “At least he wasn’t sleeping with some other bitch…”
So if a bisexual man get urges to cheat, um, what direction might he be going in? Is he after dick? Found this fine piece of ass at work he wants to tap? Is he emotionally cheating? And then what, if anything, is the difference between a bi guy cheating and a straight dude cheating? Our diehard supporters of monogamy will tell you that there is no difference – cheating is cheating and there is never any excuse for it except, as I’ve said too many times, if a bi guy cheats, he could be guilty with a reason, Your Honor, not that this is gonna save his ass but his reason is better than, “I don’t know why I did that!”
It’s funny that I saw this in my Top Searches right after I wrote “Which Is Harder?” because I know there are a couple of reasons why “Pete” is lying naked with “Earl” and they’re 69-ing the hell out of each other… and one of them is because “Pete’s” old lady ain’t a fan of sucking his dick because she says it’s too much hard work. The other, of course, is that “Pete” likes or loves to suck dick and, duh, his ball and chain is quite deficient in that area. Whether the guy is bi or straight, it’s not that he has urges to cheat – it’s why the urges are there to begin with and, no, his sexuality may not be the reason why he has such urges.
If the searcher was looking for information on how to get him not to cheat, well, I doubt they’re gonna find it here; besides, if I knew the answer to that, I would be rich beyond the dreams of avarice. I know that even if you leave no reasons for a man to cheat, chances are he can find a reason to do it, just as I know that if he’s bisexual, sorry, ladies, but the best pussy in the world isn’t always going to be enough to slake that craving for the touch of another man. Not that it wouldn’t be fun and wouldn’t be satisfying but I liken this to those moments where you want something to eat… but you have no idea what that might be and everything you eat is good… but it’s not satisfying that hunger – but probably the one thing you have no business eating is the thing that makes you go, “Ahh… that hit the spot! Now I need to take some Benadryl to ward off the hives that have me itching already…”
If you’ve ever had that feeling – and not necessarily that result – then you have an idea of what I’m talking about. I could go on and on about why people cheat in the first place… but I really don’t feel like it. Still, if you know that the bisexual man has urges to cheat, you might want to sit him down and have a very deep conversation about this and without yelling and screaming or trying to turn this into a thing about you… unless you’re the reason why he’s got that urge to cheat, that is. One last thing: Just because he might have the urge doesn’t mean he’s gonna give into it; thinking and doing are not the same things, something to keep in mind when you have that talk with him about those damned urges.