Odd Requests

22 Aug

Him:  It feels so good… I’m gonna cum!

Me (with a mouthful of his cock):  Mmm-hmm…

Him:  Wait!  Wait!  I wanna cum on your face!

Me (spitting his dick out):  Not gonna let you do that.

Him:  Why?

Me:  Because I’m wearing contacts and I don’t like that shit.

Him:  Take them out for me?

Me:  Can’t -no case, no cleaning solution; can I finish this or what?

Him:  Oh, okay…


Me (on my stomach being fucked):  Yeah, damn, that feels so good!

Him:  I’m glad you like it; your ass feels good around my cock!

Me:  It feels good in me… mmmm.

Him:  I’m gonna cum but I wanna cum in your belly button…

Me:  You wanna do what?

Him:  Please?

Me:  Okay, whatever makes you happy (even though I wasn’t)

I turn over and he’s jerking on his dick, the head over my navel and he’s shooting… and I’m pissed ’cause I could have had all that spunk in my ass.  He finishes and my midsection is covered with quickly cooling sperm… and he leans over and starts eating him cum off of me.  Made the moment even odder since he didn’t want me to cum in his mouth; said he didn’t like the taste of another man’s splooge…


Him (lying on his back getting his dick sucked):  I want you to put it in me!

Me (with his knob still in my mouth):  What?

Him:  I want you to fuck me!

Me:  But you said you didn’t want to be fucked, that it bothers you too much!

Him:  I lied; please, put it in me.

Me (kinda miffed): Okay, hold still…

Him:  Oh, shit!  Take it out!  Take it out!

Me (even more miffed now) Okay but make up your mind!

Him:  Okay… put it back in – but do it real fast!

Me:  incoherent mumbling but does as he asked

Him:  Jesus Christ!  Take it out!  Oh, it’s in too deep – get it out of me!

Me (busting a nut):  Ah, shit… fuck… too late…

Him (after I pull out):  When you’re ready again, would you put it back in me?

Me:  Jeez…


Him (before going down on me):  I want you to cum in my mouth… but I don’t want you to cum in my mouth, okay?

Me:  What?  You want me to cum in your mouth…?

Him:  Yes!

Me:  But you don’t want me to cum in your mouth?

Him:  Yes.

Me:  Um, how am I supposed to do that… but not do that?  If it’s in your mouth when I cum, it’s gonna be in your mouth!

Him:  That’s what I want you to do.

Me:  I’m confused…

Him:  So am I… but can you shoot it in my mouth without getting it in my mouth?

Me:  Far as I know it’s not possible…

Him:  Okay, so forget that last part and just cum in my mouth, okay?

Me (sotto voice):  Oh, brother…


Him:  I want you to fuck my mouth but not too deep, okay?

Me:  Okay…

Him (a few seconds into it):  Remember, don’t fuck too deep because I might throw up on you.

Me:  (wishing he’d stop talking and go back to sucking):  I’ll remember.

I’m fucking his mouth with just the head of my dick when he backs off and looks at me like he’s got an attitude.

Me:  What’s wrong?

Him:  You’re not putting enough dick in my mouth!

Me:  But you said not to because it’ll make you throw up!

Him:  Do it anyway.

Me:  Do what anyway?

Him:  Put all this nice black dick in my mouth and make me throw up.

Me:  I don’t think I wanna do that…

Him:  Okay… I had to ask.

He goes back to sucking me and out of nowhere, he tries to deep throat me.  He gags like I’ve never heard anyone gag before and true to his word, he threw up… all over me.

Me:  WHAT THE FUCK!  Jesus H. Christ, man!  Why did you do that?  Ew!

Him:  I wanted to be gagged by a black cock but I didn’t want you to know that.

Me (getting up out of the mess he made):  Say what?  Are you nuts?  I’m gonna use your shower….

Him:  Okay, but when you get cleaned up, will you gag me again?

Me:  Oh, hell no…




Posted by on 22 August 2014 in Life, Living and Loving


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9 responses to “Odd Requests

  1. rougedmount

    22 August 2014 at 15:48

    lol..a barf fetish?!


    • kdaddy23

      22 August 2014 at 16:44

      Rouged, I’ve had guys want to bed me simply because I’m Black… but never heard of wanting to be gagged like that before!


      • rougedmount

        22 August 2014 at 17:29

        omg..i laughed hysterically.. if someone barfed on me i would barf right back


      • kdaddy23

        22 August 2014 at 17:36

        If you know that if you take too much you’re gonna barf, why take too much? Accidentally, yeah, it happens… But to do it on purpose?


  2. iamsunnyd

    22 August 2014 at 16:15

    He needs to get his life together… lol


    • kdaddy23

      22 August 2014 at 16:43

      You mean “they” – three different guys, three different events!


      • iamsunnyd

        22 August 2014 at 17:14

        Ooooohhhh I thought it was one guy


      • kdaddy23

        22 August 2014 at 17:19

        Lord, I’m glad it wasn’t just one!


      • iamsunnyd

        22 August 2014 at 17:27




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