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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: The Conversation

13 Jan

Him:  You should be gay.

Me:  Huh?  Why?

Him:  You’re a nice guy, a decent lover, and you have so much to offer a guy instead of wasting yourself on some woman!

Me:  Thanks, I think… but you knew I was bisexual before we got together.

Him:  I know and I was okay with that until we made love.

Me:  Oh, so now you’re not okay with me being bi?

Him:  I am… but I’m not – am I making sense?

Me:  No, not yet…

Him:  I just don’t know what you see in women.

Me:  A lot of things; there’s just something about women that appeals to me.

Him:  More than what a man has to offer?

Me:  Yeah…

Him:  That’s fucked up!

Me (sighing):  Perhaps, but it is what it is with me.

Him (after a long pause):  I tried sex with a woman once.

Me:  I’m thinking it didn’t go well, huh?

Him:  No – it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever done – I just don’t understand how you could have sex with a woman!

Me:  Sorry to hear that…

Him:  Why aren’t you gay?

Me:  Because I don’t want to be gay.

Him:  Why not?

Me (sighing again):  Because I’ve learned that being gay is too limiting when it comes to my sexual pleasure.

Him:  Too limiting?

Me:  Yeah, too limiting; I like dick… but I know that I need more than just that and, besides, I like girls – always have, always will.

Him:  Disgusting creatures…

Me:  If you say so.  You’re not trying to convert me, are you?

Him:  Of course I am!  You should be gay so we can be together.

Me:  Like being in a relationship?

Him:  Yeah, you’re the kind of guy I could easily fall in love with.

Me:  Been there, done that.

Him:  Huh?

Me:  I fell in love with a guy once, had a relationship with him.

Him:  What happened?

Me:  He had to leave and go to another state.

Him:  How was it for you, you know, being with a guy like that?

Me:  It was… an experience I’m not likely to forget but also one that taught me a few things about myself.

Him:  Like what?

Me:  Like I could have another relationship with a guy but I wouldn’t live up to his expectations – or my own.

Him:  What does that mean?

Me:  Exactly what I said.

Him:  Gotta be more than that!

Me (sighing yet again):  I loved him, loved making love to him, being around him… but I love women too much to want to settle down with a man like that.

Him:  I could make you not like pussy, you know.

Me:  Ha!  That’s been tried before.

Him:  Was he upset that you liked that nasty pussy?

Me:  No, he wasn’t; he said he had no reason to be upset when I asked him about that.

Him:  He was weird…

Me:  No, he wasn’t – he was understanding of the situation.

Him:  So he was okay with you fucking your wife and fucking him as well?

Me:  He was.

Him:  Fucking weird…

Me:  If you say so.

Him:  I wouldn’t go for that at all, uh-uh, not me.

Me:  Yet here we are, huh?

Him:  I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole if you had fucked a woman and then wanted to fuck me!

Me:  But that’s exactly what you did; you seemed to enjoy yourself immensely, too!

Him:  What?  Your dick was in that nasty-ass pussy before we did what we did?

Me:  Uh, yeah…

Him:  God damn you…

Me:  Okay…

Him:  You’re an insensitive asshole!

Me:  I’ve been called worse.

Him:  I hate you!

Me:  Whatever…

Him:  You should go now before I lose my religion…

Me (laughing):  Okay, wouldn’t want you to lose that.

Him:  It’s not funny, you bastard!

Me (still laughing):  It is… and my parents were married when I was born.  Okay, I’m outta here – it was really nice, thank you.

Him:  Wait… do you have to go right now?

Me:  You asked me to leave so I’m leaving.

Him:  Um, can I suck your cock again before you go?

Me:  You wanna do that again even though I’m never going to be gay and my dick practically lives in pussy most of the time?

Him:  Yes…

Me:  Why?

Him:  You have a nice cock.

Me:  Uh-huh.  Well, if you really want to, you know where to find it, right?

Him:  You should be gay and stay with me so I can have this all the time…

Me:  Ain’t gonna happen, I’m afraid…

Him (just before eating my dick):  I hate you…

Me:  Ah… that feels good…

 
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