Top Searches: “First Time Swallowing”

04 Mar

And here I thought I wasn’t going to find or think of something to write about today!  Ah, but my old nemesis, WordPress’s “Top Searches,” provided me with something interesting to write about for a moment and something that isn’t totally sexuality related.

I have no idea where, when, how or why the thing of sucking cock and swallowing sperm was a “mandatory” thing to do.  For anyone who has had sperm in their mouth – on purpose or by accident (or even by deception), the meme that it’s an acquired taste is quite justified.  You can go out there on the Internet to find all sorts of tips and tricks to, um, assist one in tasting and swallowing spunk but if it’s your first time, well, I’m not sure if there’s a surefire way to get you ready for that moment but I’ve heard that brushing your teeth and with one of those foamy toothpastes can mimic, at the least, consistency if not quantity… but, please, don’t swallow the toothpaste!  One woman I told this to who was gonna swallow for the first time told me that it did help her a lot – so there you go.  Another tip regarding the taste is to not let the spunk hit the front of your tongue if you can manage it – that’s where the majority of your taste buds are and the less you can subject them to salty, sweet, sour, and bitter, the better.

Is swallowing really a requirement?  No… but some guys believe that anyone who sucks their dick should also swallow their stuff and they tend to get pissed when whoever’s doing them refuses to do so – and why this jumps off is something else I don’t pretend to understand – I just know it happens.  Like a lot of guys, I’ve run across a lot of women who (a) flat-out refuse to swallow and (b) might swallow on special occasions if you’re lucky and pushing the issue will get you into a lot of trouble.  Word is that if you want your dick sucked and your stuff swallowed, go find a bi or gay guy because they always do it… which isn’t exactly the truth because even I don’t always swallow.

But, if you wanna do it and it’s your first time, it’s not so much about technique as it is why you want to do this in the first place.  I’m sure that a lot of folks have heard the horror stories about swallowing and I’m not saying that they’re unwarranted or untrue because, yeah, some of them are quite true but if I were going for my first time swallowing today, I’d just note what others say about it, do some research on that whole taste/consistency thing and while realizing that the only way I’m gonna find out whether or not I will actually like doing it is to gird my loins and do it and then go from there.

A few words about my first time swallowing seem fitting at this point since I’m not sure why this was being searched for.  For my first time, I  swallowed more out of self-defense than anything else.  I had no idea that something was gonna get shot into my mouth and when it did, it happened so fast and there was so much of it that I didn’t have time to think about spitting it out – so I swallowed it… and something in the back of my head said, “Hmm, I don’t know what this is but it’s kinda okay!”  Ah, but then I found out what it was and learned that most guys really liked to shoot their baby-making stuff into someone’s mouth and, yeah, I also found out that there are some times when that stuff just doesn’t taste good at all.

Today, well, with all the health concerns going around, swallowing  might not be a good idea unless you really know the guy whose stuff you’re wanting to gulp down so make sure he’s healthy and all that and just be aware that his spunk is going to taste like whatever he’s been eating and/or drinking because these things affect taste and that includes medications.  Again, the Internet can tell you all the tips and tricks involved with swallowing but, yeah, it’s really about why you want to do this…


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