I know I’ve written about this a few times but after reading about the “cock fairy” visiting Ann (http://annstvincent.com/2015/06/29/wherein-i-make-the-next-move/), I got to thinking (again) about how bi guys tend to act in this regard and how some dudes can be the kind of size queen that’ll put most women to shame.
Getting busy with another guy has it share of… issues but the biggest one (see what I’m doing?) is what is homey hiding in his pants. It is long, thick, cut, uncut, skinny, bent like a banana? I’ve seen deals get broken once the package gets unwrapped and, of course, it’s always a surprise because you really can’t look at at guy and tell how big his dick really is. Oh, sure, some guys have that print… but you gotta know that there are men’s underwear that are designed to, um, enhance the appearance of one’s crotch. You can guess, estimate, hope and pray but you’re not going to truly know what you’re about to receive until you put your eyeballs on the goods… then hope you (a) don’t get disappointed or (b) find that you’re about to get in over your head.
I dunno… maybe it’s just me but I’d think that the dick being clean and healthy and in good working order would be of greater import; you’d think that whether he really knows how to use it would be important; you’d think that him knowing how to lie back and be sucked would also be important… but, no – if the dick doesn’t meet or exceed size specifications (or any specification at all), then some dudes just ain’t happy.
Pretty much any time I go on that site and get into a conversation with a dude, one of the first things that he wants to know is how big my dick is and I’ve learned just to sit and roll my eyes unseen more than going on a rant about why the size of my dick shouldn’t matter… unless I feel a little evil, of course – then there’s no telling how I might respond to it. A guy asked me that once and I replied, “How big do you need it to be?” – like I could reform my shit to meet his specifications, right? – and he said that he’d be happy with seven inches but no more than ten inches and since I did fall within his, uh, preferred size gauge, the conversation continued… until he asked the second “important” question – whether I was cut or not; when I told him I was cut, all of a sudden, he remembered that he left his dog in the oven and had to see to it – the deal was broken, the conversation over.
I really didn’t give a shit about that but it did make me wonder just what the fuck goes through the mind of some of these men; given how inherently difficult getting some dick can be, you’d think a dude would be willing to forego his size requirements so he can get some dick… but apparently not. In this we can see a pattern of behavior and one that’s rarely subject to change; once a guy decides that bigger is better (and it isn’t always better), anything less than the biggest dick he’s ever had just won’t do. Then these same guys wonder why it’s so hard for them to get some dick and the answer is simple: You somehow can’t or won’t change your specifications! If you choose to keep selecting only 9″, fat, uncut cocks, well, you might be shit out of luck if the guy who’s interested in getting with you is only 6″, kinda skinny, and has been cut.
In these situations, I ask myself if behaving like this makes any sense; does that “I want what I want and the way I want it” mentality help bi guys get laid or does it place self-imposed roadblocks in the way which only serve to guarantee that they won’t be getting any dick any time soon? If a guy is just so inflexible when it comes to things like this, what the fuck, dude? – wouldn’t it serve the purpose if you were to broaden your horizons instead of having such a tight, inflexible focus? Yes, yes… I am all too aware of personal preferences… but where is it written that one’s personal preferences has to be locked in some impenetrable substance and forever remain unchanged? Again, maybe it’s just me, but sexual pleasure is wherever you can find it and if you can’t adjust to the conditions at hand, well, no wonder there are a lot of dudes looking for dick and not finding any… in a subculture that’s a target-rich environment filled with available cocks to play with.
At least for me, there’s what I like… and then there’s what I can deal with which puts in what I think is some necessary flexibility even though I could, if I wanted to, simple stick exactly to that which I like when it comes to dicks… but then again, I’ve already learned to narrow my focus to dicks that are clean, healthy, in working order, and available to be played with. Color doesn’t matter and size sure as hell doesn’t matter even though it’s nice to look at… because none of these things should matter and, honestly? If a dude doesn’t know how to slake his lust with what’s available, he needs to rethink some shit and more so if he’s not finding dicks that’ll meet his exacting specifications.
I just think some guys need to “work smarter, not harder” when it comes to these things and, yes, the decision to go/no go really depends on the dude attached to the dick – this is for those folks who think that bi guys will just lie down with any dick. Yep, some guys do just that… but there are many of us who will pass up the “perfect” cock because its owner is a total asshole or his personality is, in other ways, found to be lacking.
There’s this one guy on that site who has a really big dick and he’s got a picture where his erection is laid out next to a tape measure and, yeah, that fucker is 11″ inches easily! I could handle blowing him because I’ve had dicks bigger and fatter than his… but his attitude makes me want to put my foot up his ass so I sure as hell wouldn’t agree to do anything with him. I guess because he’s got a cock so long he could blow himself, he thinks he’s some kind of god and that other men should just bow down and worship his dick as well as let him do whatever he wants to do… which makes me want to take a baseball bat to his body. But, get this: I talked to a guy who went to bed with this particular dude and he told me – warned me, really – that despite his great size, it was the worst sexual experience he ever had.
Need I say more? I’ve heard both men and women crow about the virtues of the, um, excessively endowed men and how good it is to be so filled with them… but, at the same time, these same people will also emphatically state that it’s never the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean… and I rhetorically ask, “Which is it, huh?” And, of course, women – and I’ll beg your forgiveness for saying this before the fact – just crack me up when it comes to this because as far as I know, there isn’t a human cock that’ll stretch that pussy out like a seven pound baby will. Yeah, I do get it – it just feels good but, again – and this is for both men and women – which is better? Having a really big fucking dick or the guy who ain’t all that big but knows how to bring the noise just the same?
When the size queens on that site ask me about my dick, I just tell them, “I am nicely above average…” or even “I’m not tiny… but I don’t have to tie it around my waist to keep it from dragging on the ground either…” or, “I’ve never had a woman complain about being too small, if that helps…” and I even told one dude, “Well, in my whole life, I’ve had two women tell me that I’m too big for them so, um, what does that tell you?” Do I know exactly how big I am? Of course I do… but it still comes back to that question: What’s more important, the size of my dick or my ability to use it? I say it’s ability… but there are dudes out there who think my size is the only important thing that matters.
What… did you think I was going to tell you how big I am?