Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Biting the Big One

21 Sep

So… after some wistful thoughts about turning sixty in a couple of days, I then saw a video clip – on Tumblr, of course – of a guy spanking his rather nice monkey… and I was instantly reminded why I love being bisexual so much because the moment I laid eyes on the dude’s cock, I thought, “Yeah… I’d suck him until he cried for his mother…”

I mean, if you’re down with it, how could you not get a thrill just thinking about sucking cock?  Yeah, yeah – I know all the downsides to it but those things aside – and if you can even put them aside – is there anything better than closing your mouth around a nice, hard cock and with the evil intent to make it a pitiful, soft one again?  Oh, wait… there is one thing better than that – eating pussy but I’m not talking about that right now.

The guy in the video clip had my undivided attention as he stroked himself off; I found that I liked the size of his cock, the shape of his knob and it was of a thickness that would guarantee a mouthful of hard dick.  I suppose the clip was edited to show his, ah, final moments – but that was fine because the eruption he had was nice, enough to know you were taking sperm into your mouth but not so much to cause any concern.  I closed Tumblr so I could move on to the next app I routinely check and I found myself smiling at all the rather filthy thoughts I had about that dude’s dick; I was even debating on whether or not I’d take my time with it so I could savor everything there is to savor about sucking dick… or whether or not I’d just come right out and wreak all sorts of oral havoc on his meat and without much in the way of mercy.  Ultimately, I sealed his fate – at least in my mind because it’s very damned unlikely I’d get a crack at him; I just knew I’d do both things to him; the first to show off my skill and my love for sucking cock, the second to introduce him to the beast that lives inside me, the one who is just so totally apeshit about sucking cock and eating pussy until their respective owners beg for mercy and, my favorite, look at me as if I just tried to kill them.

Which is pretty much the idea, to be honest.  See, those of you who don’t suck cock – and those of you who might have a lot of reservations about doing it – just cannot imagine how fucking good it is to suck dick.  It’s not as much about oral fixation as it is a sensual rush that defies description; it’s one of those things that I’ve repeated said is all about using his prick to feed your inner beast and all because it feels damned good to have feeding time.  If ya wanted to be PC about it, sure, his satisfaction plays into it… but, on the other hand, fuck him – if he’s having fun that’s all well and good but I’m going to have fun at his expense whether or not he enjoys it or not.  And, yeah, if he somehow didn’t have fun the first time – and I did – well, let’s just do it again, shall we?

Man, it’s so good being a bisexual man!  For a moment, I felt a twinge of sympathy for all my bisexual brothers who haven’t had the pleasure of biting the big one; I felt another momentary twinge for all those guys who are so very much afraid to have a dick in their mouth but the twinge passes quickly as I smile and think that there are a lot of dudes who are too afraid to suck dick – but they wouldn’t hesitate to bury their face in a woman’s pussy; sucking and licking her clit, fellas, really ain’t that different from doing the same thing to a dick, the comparative size notwithstanding so, um, ya might be surprised at how good you’d be sucking dick.

I sighed happily to myself and simply because I know what it’s like to suck cock and eat pussy and, damn, just the thought of it gives me delicious chills.  I thought for a moment about that difference between liking and loving it; if ya just like it, eh, maybe it’s not that big of a thrill and more so if you’re more prone to doing it out of that sense of obligation and duty.  But if ya love it, well, shit, I can’t imagine how being able to eat pussy and bite the big one can get to be any better except for maybe being able to avail yourself of both these tasty treats at the same sitting.  Fuck, my mind was so deep in the gutter about the feel of man’s dick in my mouth, I couldn’t remember what I had to do on my iPad for a moment; again, those of you who ain’t feeling this just have no idea what it’s like and since you don’t, you can’t imagine how distracting the mere thought of it can be.

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