Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Dude, I Got This, Aight?

Look, let’s get a few things straight right off the bat:  You want your dick sucked and I want to suck it.  I’m never going to profess to being the best cock sucker who ever lived but I have decades of experience doing this and I’ll even add – with a bit of pride – that I’ve probably sucked more cock than you’ve had yours sucked by anyone; I’m not the absolute best… but I’m good at what I do so all you’re gonna have to do is just lie back and let me do my thing.

I’m talking to you about this because the one thing I don’t want you doing – and the thing I don’t want to concern myself with – is you trying to throat-fuck me, you know, like you’ve probably seen on those pornos I know you have stashed somewhere.  Those people are actors – they get paid to have someone ramming huge cocks down their throats and gagging them and even making them vomit because, sadly, there are a lot of motherfuckers who think doing this to someone is hot and exciting and I can assure you that I’m not one of them and, just a warning before the fact, if you have it in your head that you’re going to do this to me, I’m going to hurt you very badly and in ways you’re going to remember for the rest of your life.

Yes, I understand that you want the release and that you want to feel that rush of pleasure that only getting sucked off can bring to the table – I can and I will do this because, duh, I love to suck cock; this is so much fun for me and so very pleasurable so in order for both of us to enjoy this, I got this, okay?  It’s okay for you to hold onto my head as long as you don’t try to force me to take more dick than I want to at that moment; you can curse to your heart’s delight but, please, don’t even think about calling me out of my name, which isn’t “Bitch” or “Faggot” so I’m just letting you know ahead of time that while I understand guys say shit in the heat of the moment, talking to me in this fashion will ice the moment faster than you can say your own name.  I’m not a woman; I’m not an effeminate, submissive, gay man either.  However, not only am I a grown man, I’m a very manly man – and one who happens to love sucking cock so I’ll thank you in advance for remembering this.

If you’re in a hurry to do this, like, you gotta be somewhere else in twenty minutes, I’m not going to promise you that the results we’re both looking for will happen quickly.  If you jerked off before we hooked up, you’re right – this is going to take a while before you get off again so let’s hope you’re not in a rush… but I’m not gonna say that I might not be in a rush to get you off, not because I gotta be somewhere else but because I’m very hungry for cock and sperm and I want to be fed – and the sooner, the better.  Maybe; I don’t know yet and I won’t know how quickly or slowly I’m gonna do this to you until I get your cock in my mouth.  Either way, all I need you to do is lie there and let me do this.

The harder you make this for me to do, the worse your experience with me will be.  You shouldn’t concern yourself with trying to impress me – I’m way beyond being impressed by much of anything these days; I’ve sucked cocks way smaller than yours and way bigger, too; your stamina or ability to hold back your load doesn’t and won’t impress me, either, so consider this another warning for you to leave your ego at the door so we can make this thing happen in the best possible way.  I want you to know that I will do everything I can to get you to cum in my mouth and, no, I don’t play fair, either – you need to know this and now you can’t say that I didn’t tell you, aight?  I’m not gonna kiss you but the rest of your body is fair game unless, of course, you have an issue with that.  My purpose is to make you cum… and by any means necessary so, yeah, if I have to tickle your prostate to make this happen, I gots no problem giving you a finger… or two and, yes, you can ask me not to do that and, if you do, I won’t but, uh, you have to be aware of just how seriously I take this situation.

All I want and need you to do is lie back and let me have some fun with your dick.  I just don’t want you to misunderstand anything about this, okay?  You’re not quite using me for your pleasure – I’m using you for my pleasure and if you also suck cock – and, yes, I sure hope that you do – well, maybe you’ll understand the mindset here.  Like I said earlier, I’m not impressed by the size or shape of your dick; I’ve seen too many of them to be impressed by such a trivial thing.  What does impress me is that you’re man enough to want me to suck your dick; I fully understand the amount of courage it takes for a man to submit to having another man do this, ah, untraditional thing.  Again, it might not be immediately obvious that I am man enough to not be troubled with the bullshit about sucking another man’s dick… but I will caution you again that I’m no “sissified” motherfucker and that just because I suck cock, there’s nothing – absolutely nothing – “girly” about me.  I don’t know or care about the kind of men who have been sucking your dick in the past… because I’m not them and I’m not going to be them for you so if you’re thinking that you can dominate me or that you’re more macho than I am because I’m sucking your dick, wow, you are one clueless motherfucker… and let’s not find out how clueless because I have zero patience and zero tolerance for this kind of bullshit.

You want me to do this and it will certainly be my pleasure to empty your balls for you and, yeah, if ya like the way I do it, sure, we can do it again and, of course, you are more than welcome to suck my dick; in this, I’m not all that different from you in that I love having my dick sucked and I’m obviously not picky about who’s doing it.  So,lie back and let’s begin, shall we?