I had just finished putting an aborted blog in the trash – it made more sense in my head than it did when I started writing it – and when I returned to my Dashboard, my old friend (or nemesis) intercrural sex was sitting there waiting for me and in the form of, “best way to perform intercrural sex” and I thought, “Is this for real?” – but then I thought that maybe whoever initiated the search really doesn’t know, although I also wondered why they just didn’t Google it, just as I did a moment ago to find out what the female version of this is called and because, um, I kinda forgot it… sorta. By the way, if you didn’t know what the girl version is called, it’s tribadism (or tribbing, per the Urban Dictionary), which is taken from the Greek word “tribein” (to rub) or frottage.
Those of you who have followed this particular rant already know the answer to this but for two guys to have intercrural sex, it’s usually done by one guy sticking his boner either between another man’s thighs or in his butt crack but without any attempts to penetrate him. It can be done in the “missionary” position; it can be done with either guy on the top or bottom; from the back while lying on their sides and face-to-face while on their sides. I’m sure that someone has found a more, ah, creative way for two guys to do this and I have heard of guys doing this standing up – but these are what I believe to be the more common ways to do this… and the best way is usually whatever way works for you and delivers the desired results. I would, in either way, suggest that a lubricant be used to avoid friction burns, especially if it’s being done between a guy’s thighs – that shit doesn’t feel good either way (and you know that I know this, right?).
For those who might be wondering why this would even be done, it’s when “Gene” wants to get his rocks off with “Glen” but one (or both) men don’t want any anal penetration to take place. It’s like dry humping without the dryness, if you will and, generally, ain’t done while fully clothed unless, of course, one is fond up messing up their clothes… and I’ve heard that some guys don’t mind the messy garments as long as they can grind their crotch against another man’s crotch… but that’s something else.
I can remember a whole lot of times when the action has gotten hot and heavy with a guy and we’ve been sucking each other as if our lives depended on it but, damn, while it feels good, it doesn’t feel good enough to make us cum and while we could masturbate each other to a messy finish, um, doing some fucking would fit the bill perfectly, well, until the other guy says that he wants to fuck… but don’t stick it in (or even try to stick it in) and, yep, I’ve sometimes been the guy who doesn’t want to be bothered with having a hard dick sticking out of my ass… but there is an alternative: It’s Intercrural Time!
My “best” ways for doing it is me on top, him on his belly and getting in between his thighs or, better, in his crack – or spooning while doing it. When having it done to me, I find I prefer the ways that I’d do it – me on my belly or being spooned. One guy I talked to about this years ago had asked why do it this way if there’s no penetration involved… and it’s not simple to explain. Being penetrated (or doing the penetration) makes sense… if it can be accomplished and that’s not always as simple as porn displays – lots of reason why ya just can’t get it in. Still, it’s the “going through the motions” that makes it feel good; if you’re the one playing in the spaces, you’re “fucking,” in close contact with the other guy and it just feels good; when you’re being done, feeling the other guy’s body against you or his weight on you and feeling his cock moving around in whatever space is being occupied, equally feels good.
I don’t know about other guys who have done this but I’ve noticed that in the times I’ve done it or have been done, I’ve gone from not wanting to stick it in (or having it stuck in me) to the other guy (or myself) saying, “Fuck this shit – put that motherfucker in me!” But, as I’ve said, that’s sometimes easier said than done… but I’ve found that I best enjoy intercrural sex when my dick is pressing up against the other guy’s hole and his is probing mine. Yeah, sometimes, it can be this way and the copious amounts of seminal fluid – aka precum – can make things slick enough that the head can begin to slip in a little – and that’s acceptable as long as there’s no attempt to insert more dick without the appropriate permission.
So when penetration isn’t desire or doable, intercrural is the thing to do and the best way is, again, whatever way works for you so you – and, hopefully, your partner – can bust a heavenly nut. Additionally – and I know it’s probably just my preference – but I like it when the thrusting is done urgently but gently – remember the friction burns I mentioned? I’ve had guys try to pound me in this fashion and it just doesn’t feel good to me and, gulp, the lack of adequate lubrication has done a number on me in places I’d rather not have friction burns and, hell, no – having my cock friction burned sure as shit ain’t my idea of fun. You need a lubricant that will negate the friction, like baby oil even though if you’re fucking against the guy’s hole, yeah, ya just might get it in him easily enough but then it’s a matter of body control if getting it in is out of the question for either guy.