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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Okay…

30 Jul

Those of you who’ve been reading and following me know that when I was ten, my father, in one of his drunken rants, told me that no matter what, I’d better not ever put my mouth on a girl’s pussy.  He didn’t say why I shouldn’t do that and made it sound like the worst thing that could ever be done short of getting a girl pregnant.

Ten minutes later, I found out it was one of the best things about having sex and in the following fifty years, I have  only refused to eat a pussy once and only because it was sick with infection.

The word was that you could have the biggest, fattest dick and could fuck for a long time before you nutted… but if you couldn’t and didn’t eat pussy, you weren’t shit and were considered to less that shit if you did eat at the Y… but only spent a few measly seconds doing it.  Those of you who’ve been reading and following know that back in high school, I got tagged with the “unkind” nickname of “Taster’s Choice,” thanks to the sexual zodiac patch I proudly wore on my Wrangler jacket, the sign of Libra and depicting a woman sitting on a man’s face.  My peers laughed and said many terrible things to me about that patch… but while they were having fun at my expense, I was getting the pussy they weren’t even close to getting because I not only ate the dreaded pussy but I’d camp out between a girl’s legs until she couldn’t take it anymore or I couldn’t do it any longer.

At ten, I was determined to find out all I could about this eating pussy thing and took every opportunity to learn from the best teachers:  Women.  And I took those hard lessons to heart and with much – and maybe even too much – seriousness, up to and including studying the anatomy and chemistry of pussy.  It was well known that Black men didn’t eat pussy, that no self-respecting man would ever put his mouth on something that bled on a regular basis, and that many a Black man would publicly and categorically deny even thinking about munching on some bearded clam.  I wasn’t one of those guys and, as you might imagine (or even know for a fact) that Black men do, indeed, eat pussy – but, ah, let’s keep that in the down low because I don’t want anyone else to know that I’ve been fronting to save face.

Once word spread that I was a pussy-eating fool, shit, girls who wouldn’t give me the time of day to save my life were suddenly interested in finding out for themselves if what they’d been hearing was true… and those who weren’t inclined to believe what I would say wanted to find out in the only way it can be definitely and finally proven:  Come and eat my pussy and let’s see if you’re nothing all hype and no substance and if you are as good at it, I might even let you fuck me.

Okay, I have no problem with that so, thank you, open your legs, and find something to hang onto and I hope you’re not in a hurry because I’m gonna be a while before I get finished.  What’s that you say?  No one has ever made you cum like that before?  Okay, that’s good to know… so let’s see if that’s as impossible as you think it is.

How much do I love to eat pussy? So much that there are times when all I want to do is to eat it even though it is a very challenging thing to do – and, sometimes, damaging thing to do; I’ve had bloody noses, black eyes, scratched to varying degrees of bloodletting; I’ve been choked until I’ve almost passed out, have come as close to drowning as a person can come without being in a body of water. I’ve pulled and strained muscles, have even eaten pussy with stitches in my chin, and despite toothaches.

Why?  Because eating pussy is just way too much fun not to enjoy – does one need another reason other than that?

Word has always been that if you wanted to keep your woman, you’d better eat that pussy and as if your very life depended on it because if you didn’t, she will find someone else who’ll do it like this for her.  Women have made it clear, that you’d better lick it before you can stick it and they aren’t joking and telling you that if you don’t lick it good, you won’t get to stick it and it’s no idle threat on their part.

Oh, and if you don’t lick it, everyone will find out that you don’t have what it takes to show a pussy a good time with you mouth, lips, and tongue.  Maybe it’s just me but if she’s not looking at you as if you either ran her over with a tank or as if you tried to kill her, you didn’t do it enough.

It’s not a chore – it’s a damned intimate pleasure and one that I am so glad my father was wrong about…

 
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36 responses to “Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Okay…

  1. Imani

    30 July 2016 at 15:58

    I wish I knew you! Haha 😋 This is a hot post ❤👍

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    • kdaddy23

      30 July 2016 at 16:21

      Hmm…

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    • kdaddy23

      30 July 2016 at 16:26

      You’d probably enjoy knowing that I once walked into a room of 16 women and volunteered to eat all of them after listening to them bitching about dudes not eating pussy… and I ate all 16 of them (took a while though) and had the time of my life doing it.

      The things I learned about eating pussy were priceless…

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 16:29

        Wow! Lucky ladies!! I would have been frustrated waiting in the queue for you, especially if I was the last one to get eaten!!! That would be torture! I bet it must have been very educational!! Cause all pussies are different and all ladies are different too *swooning* I actually feel very sexually frustrated since reading your post but have to deal with the kids, arrrgghh!!!

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 16:35

        Lucky ladies? Lucky me, that and I kinda had to prove I was tough enough to work with them; they also bet I couldn’t and wouldn’t do it and I always love a challenge. It wasn’t easy and through it all, I took a beating (nothing usual about that) but I had their respect and maybe even a few fans 😘

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 16:40

        Cool! I’d like to suck a line of dicks and pick up some man fans 😁 Did some of them come super quick and some really slow? Sometimes I can come so quick it’s kinda not enjoyable as there isn’t enough of a build up to really get that release. To be honest I could discuss cunilingus all day, kindred spirits haha 😘

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 16:49

        It varied – some quickly, some not so much but eating a woman isn’t as much about technique as it is about being patient and noting what works and what doesn’t… and some of them did not make it easy for me.

        Making a woman cum like this isn’t always easy; inducing her to cum more than once can get interesting, to be nice about it. What I knew was that one of us was gonna outlast the other… and I was determined not to be the one to quit so if it took me an hour or more, okay – more time for me to enjoy what I love doing to and for women.

        If less time, great; rest up a bit… and let’s start again, shall we? And if she looked at me as if I were insane, then I knew I did it right for her.

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 16:49

        And, yes, I can talk about eating pussy for days on end…

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 17:02

        It was interesting the post you did about sucking dick too. It must be good to do both, life is for living eh 😏😋

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 17:06

        I think it is, as do many bisexuals. Different challenges, same sense of satisfaction and more when a guy says no one has been able to suck him off… and then that’s what happens.

        I don’t ever claim to be an expert or master at oral sex… but I do love it and I’ve been doing it long enough to have learned a few things about it…

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 17:13

        😉 What a thing to be great at! Nice talking to you ❤

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 17:14

        Nice talking to you and thank you for spending time with me!

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 17:15

        ❤❤❤ the pleasure is mine 😉

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 16:33

        I wish I had more freedom to explore women myself. Being married to a guy has ruined that side of my sex life 😡

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 16:39

        A shame, because eating pussy is too much fun and you know they say that women are way better at it than men are…

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 16:42

        Yeah most men except you by the sounds of it haha 😍 my guy is very skilled thankfully… I have done lesbian sexting which whetted my appetite but my bloke wasn’t keen on me experimenting further-how sad! 😛

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 16:53

        Very sad, indeed. Most guys see this as a prelude to fucking – to them, it’s just foreplay. To guys like me, eating her is the thing that must always be done and if we fuck later, okay… but if I do it right, you won’t want to be fucked.

        Eating pussy is a sexual act all by itself and to see it like this just makes sense to me and more so when you know that sometimes, all a woman wants is to be eaten and for as long as she can stand it.

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      • Imani

        30 July 2016 at 17:00

        Do you do porn? Are is it all for free 😋😊 My guy is good at hitting the spot and doing what I like… Though I wouldn’t say he lingers on me as much as I would like. I will insist I’m eaten tonight, Lush 😍

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 17:03

        I eat pussy because I really do love doing it (although there was a time I did get paid to do it ’cause I needed the money) but I’d do it for nothing, NSA, and just because a woman would want it done.

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  2. Hope

    30 July 2016 at 23:09

    Damn! I wish I knew you too 😊 and obviously you can ignore the comment I made in your precious blog.

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    • kdaddy23

      30 July 2016 at 23:13

      Well, you know me now, huh? Welcome, Hope!

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      • Hope

        30 July 2016 at 23:19

        Indeed. Looking forward to more.

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 23:25

        Please, feel free to read through all I’ve written, comment, ask questions, whatever. I’m just the guy (and bi guy) who has the nerve to talk about stuff like this…

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      • Hope

        30 July 2016 at 23:27

        Will do! I’m leaning toward bicurious and have never known a bi guy so I’m enjoying your perspective.

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      • kdaddy23

        30 July 2016 at 23:31

        I guess you can say that you know a bi guy now, huh? I don’t sugar coat being bisexual, avoid being PC about it, and write about it raw and uncut because people need to see this than more than the sex but I don’t downplay it, either.

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  3. Cari

    30 July 2016 at 23:18

    i call BS about Black men not eating pussy. my late fiance was a master… even as a vanilla dude. 💜

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    • kdaddy23

      30 July 2016 at 23:22

      Welcome, Cari, and it is pure unadulterated bullshit but you’d be surprised at how many people still believe this and how many Black men still say they’d never eat pussy… but they do because like I said, they know that if they don’t, someone else will.

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  4. Jayne

    31 July 2016 at 12:58

    Whoa- offered to eat 16 women? What took you to that and why were 16 women gathered. That sounds like a great story. P.S. I like the nickname.

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    • kdaddy23

      31 July 2016 at 14:35

      I began my 21 year career as a secretary – minored in it in college and also became a certified word processor and there were 17 secretaries in our department: 16 women and me… and they gave me the business like you just wouldn’t believe (but maybe you would).

      We had regular meeting between ourselves, usually over lunch, and they’d go out of their way to embarrass me at every turn and making me have to defend myself. One day, we were having our weekly meeting and they were talking about how men don’t eat pussy, never do it right, yada, yada, and all while glancing at me to see how this was affecting me.

      I said, “I eat pussy and have since I was ten…” which egged them on to doubt my statement and otherwise tell me I was full of shit, and didn’t know what I was doing and they’d bet anything that they were right. I’d went to the men’s room, came back, and accepted their challenge by telling them that I’d eat every last one of them IF they were woman enough to back up all that shit they’d been flinging at me and if they didn’t – and I told them I thought they wouldn’t because women are pussies about sex and would then create every excuse they could think of to not have to back up their bullshit.

      Well, they didn’t like what I said and even made a $1,000 bet that I wouldn’t and couldn’t; they thought that my being married would guarantee them a win since they didn’t believe that I was in an open marriage and, thus, free to take the bet and challenge.

      The terms: At a time and place of their choosing, I show up to eat them without any reciprocation on their part; after the last of them were done, they’d meet and compare notes and decide whether I won or lost. What went unsaid was the hell I was gonna catch from them if I lost.

      The short version, minus the juicy details, is that two weeks later, they lost the bet but, importantly, I had earned their respect and they stopped fucking with me. It was bold, audacious, even arrogant of me to take the bet and challenge and maybe even stupid since I well knew that eating pussy ain’t even the same with the same woman, let alone different ones. Even my wife, when I told her about this,NSAIDs I had bitten off more than I could chew and that I was gonna get my feeling hurt and lose $1,000.

      Ego stroke: Two agreed that I was better than okay; fourteen said I was dangerous and totally insane when eating pussy. And, no, they did not make it easy and it wasn’t easy but what I learned about eating pussy (and women) was priceless; in my mind, even if I had lost, it was still a victory.

      Would I do such an insane thing today? Sure I would… because it’s eating pussy and that’s always a fun and satisfying thing to do.

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      • Jayne

        2 August 2016 at 02:34

        I have a feeling that you knew you’d probably win them all over but I’m feeling a charlie horse in my own jaw thinking about the reality – even if it wasn’t all in one day ; ) What a story – it just goes to show you that anything is open to you if you can envision it. I recently watched this show on the 7 deadly sins by Morgan Sperlock and under lust, a very young guy was into older – senior citizen, women – not cougars. This 78 yr old woman was one of his women and she said she had done a number of gangbangs, each one being better than the previous. How is this related? It falls into the You Never Know category. Congratulations

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      • kdaddy23

        2 August 2016 at 10:46

        I didn’t know, to be honest, and I questioned my sanity about taking the challenge but since I did, there was no way to bow out gracefully and those women would have crucified me and probably would have affected my career.

        Their ages ran from 27 to 52 (I was 32 at the time) and I thought that the younger one would prove to be difficult – I was wrong about that; it took me an hour and a half to do the oldest one in and I didn’t escape unscathed; one turned out to be a heavy squirter and I almost drowned (again) but that was more my fault than hers; just as she started to hose me down, I took a deep breath and, well…

        Yep, you just never know and when you think “stranger things can happen” you know that they really can.

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      • Jayne

        2 August 2016 at 12:33

        I wasn’t thinking enough…if you failed the image of meat getting ripped apart by a pack of hyenas comes to mind. You were just crazy in a good way. I know there’s a way to tie in crazy and pussy or cunnilingus but it’s not coming easy. I’ll get back to you in an hour and a half haha

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      • kdaddy23

        2 August 2016 at 12:59

        Your image would be an accurate one… see you in an hour and a a half.

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    • kdaddy23

      31 July 2016 at 14:40

      At first, Jayne, I HATED that nickname and it started a few, um, disagreements until I realized that it was rather apt and accurate. After that, someone would call me Taster’s Choice and I wouldn’t get mad about it – I’d just tell them that while they were having fun at my expense, I was getting more pussy than they were – and pussy they were after and wasn’t getting because they wouldn’t eat pussy.

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      • Jayne

        2 August 2016 at 02:36

        You should be in sex studies. You would widen perspectives – I’m hopeful that people’s minds would open even though I have little evidence.

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  5. kdaddy23

    2 August 2016 at 11:00

    One of the reasons I write about this is to show people that you can experience the wild and wonderful things in sex and not lose who you are in the process, that a lot of the fears we are instilled with about sex are designed to keep us from exploring the lusty depth of sex, and that if you never try something, you can never do anything… and if you never do anything, you’ll never learn anything.

    A friend recently told me I’d clean up where he lives as a sexual life coach – and I laughed for almost an hour even though it’s not the first time someone has told me this. He said that I have a unique perspective on things and while I don’t think my way of looking at stuff is all that unique, I understand that while the rules hold us back from getting the most out of sex, we find reason to not do something and hinder ourselves – but then complain about the lack of sexual satisfaction.

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