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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts:  “Oh, By the Way…”

23 Apr

It’s a rather lazy Sunday afternoon and the kind of moment where my brain just wanders all over the place and, man, does it tend to think of some “weird shit” and just because it can.

I was working on a puzzle in my Magic Puzzles app, kinda zoned out a little as I swiped and rotated pieces into place when my brain brought up [yet] another memory and one that un-zoned me, made me blink and think, “Where did that come from?” as well as momentarily smile and frown.  Check this out…

I was positioned alongside a guy, perspiration dripping into my eyes and stinging them as I sucked his cock.  He was getting very close to giving up his spunk and, in the present, I remembered that I had been thinking something kinda funny, that he wanted me to make him cum but he was being very reluctant to do it… but, um, yeah, he was about to give it up.

He moaned, cursed, went from thrusting into my mouth to moving as if I’d jammed a cattle prod in his butt; his dick got a little longer and thicker and… ah, there it was, that first spurt that was quickly followed by more spurts.  As I held him in my mouth and absently went about the task of swallowing, my asshole of a brain “tapped” me on the shoulder and asked, “Oh, by the way… have you ever thought about all the children that won’t be born because of what you just did?”

Huh?  What?  Here in the present, yeah, I’m kinda laughing at myself because I can remember feeling the look on my face as I frowned with a mouthful of softening dick.  I remember him asking me if I were okay; maybe he sensed my surprise and bafflement or maybe he saw or felt me frowning but I recall telling him that I was fine but just thinking about something for a moment.

A minute or so later, I’m lying on my back, legs open, and the guy is between them cupping my balls as he sucks me… and the Asshole Known As My Brain decides to speak up once again, asking me, “Hey, did you forget what I asked a little while ago?”  No, I hadn’t forgotten it and, as a matter of fact, I was trying not to think about it while homie was returning the favor because the fact that my idiotic mind even brought that up was threatening to make me start laughing.

Which isn’t cool when you’re having your dick sucked.  I kept trying to shove the thought aside and to keep the laughter bubbling inside of me from coming out and pay attention to the really wonderful job he was doing sucking me.  Just as he was a while ago, I wanted him to make me cum and I wasn’t trying to make it easy for him… but he “cheated” by sliding a finger into my ass and shoving me right to the edge.

And, just as my release hit me, Asshole Brain said, “Now you got him doing it!” – and I couldn’t help it – I started laughing which, by the way, isn’t as easy as it sounds when you’ve got a nice orgasm kicking your ass at the same time; I don’t even wanna describe to you what I sounded like because, um, let’s just say that if you had heard it, you’d be laughing as well, okay?

I’m sure the guy was swallowing my “unborn children” and thinking that the somewhat sounds of laughter were escaping me because he did such a good job doing me that it made me giddy and, nope, I didn’t disagree with him when he sat up, smiling happily and implied that I must have busted on hell of a nut.  He was partially correct; he did, in fact, induced me to bust one hell of a nut… but, well, y’all know why I was trying to laugh even if I never told him why.

Why this popped into my head is something I couldn’t answer… but I wanted to write it down before I forgot it because to think of such a thing, even now, strikes me as totally hilarious… and this blog is, after all, about whatever happens to be in my head – even the silly stuff.

 
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Posted by on 23 April 2017 in Today's Bisexual Thoughts

 

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3 responses to “Today’s Bisexual Thoughts:  “Oh, By the Way…”

  1. iamsunnyd

    23 April 2017 at 20:17

    Lol random much?

    Like

     
    • kdaddy23

      23 April 2017 at 20:28

      Yeah, usually when I’m not paying attention, like doing jigsaw puzzles…

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