Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Guys Are Funny

14 Jun

Those of you who’ve been reading/following me for a while know that from time to time, I mention how funny guys can be and how, at times, they can put some women to shame with some of the things they fuss about, like what flavor of condom is best for giving head and the pros and cons of anal bleaching.

That bi guys can have some pretty specific preferences seems normal on the surface because, sure, we all have them and regardless to sexuality… but these guys… wow, if the majority of them are wondering why they’ve not found a dick to play with, well, if they bothered to look at their requirements and see the tone of them, that question just might get answered.


There are guys who crave anal sex and they seem to have a collection of toys to rival any woman’s collection but then they wonder why jamming a twelve-inch dildo in their butt doesn’t feel as good as they had hoped or why something seems to be missing when they get pegged or their woman slips them the finger… but they are quite leery about experiencing the real thing in their butt and because, um, it’s probably gonna hurt a lot more.

Some appear to be obsessed… with BBCs – Big Black Cocks, which serves to remind me that if there are women who believe themselves to be size queens, well, ladies, I know of some guys who’d make you seem like you didn’t care how big the dick was when you read about the perfect BBC for them.  While some ladies like them eight-inches or better, these guys start at nine-inches and lose their minds for everything bigger than that; one guy commented that he wasn’t giving it up to any guy who wasn’t Black and not packing at least eleven inches.

But then he wonders why he’s still a virgin when it comes to dick?

One guy wrote something about the perfect man to take his cherry has to wear women’s undergarments – and with lots of lace on the panties.  Someone asked him, facetiously, if a three hundred pound bear of a man wearing a teddy would float his boat… and when he said that it would, wow, my brain almost shut down just trying to imagine that.

Another guy said he wasn’t giving it up to any man who couldn’t appreciate his bra collection and one that, apparently, makes his wife’s collection of bras look rather pitiful, if he’s to be believed.

Some guys have written that having sex with a man doesn’t do much for them… but a she-male (and one with a huge dick) is just what the doctor ordered and they’d never settle for anything less  Another guy said he was dying to suck his first cock… but someone would have to make him do it because he doesn’t think he could bring himself to do it on his own volition.

There are a handful of guys who say that they’d never have sex with a guy who wanted to suck their dick… but some of those same guys think it’s uncool for a guy to not want to suck dick at the very least.

Then there are the guys who don’t want anything that resembles a relationship… but the perfect guy to have their first time with must very much be into him or it’s no deal.  What cracks me up is that these guys don’t want or need a relationship but they have issues with casual sex.

The post about anal bleaching really gave me the giggles and especially the guy who asked, “What’s that?”

And, yeah, some of them bitch, moan, and whine about how funny women are about things sexual… then write shit that makes women appear to always be deadly serious about their choices.


Posted by on 14 June 2017 in Today's Bisexual Thoughts


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2 responses to “Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Guys Are Funny

  1. Reg

    15 June 2017 at 05:51

    What the hell is anal bleaching and why would one want to do such a thing?

    In enjoy what you right, I share much of your outlook. The men on that forum who go on and on about panties, I just don’t get, not judging, but I cannot relate. I find it funny when they attempt to pin that behavior on their bisexuality, I don’t see them as related at all.


    • kdaddy23

      15 June 2017 at 09:23

      Anal bleaching is removing the normally “permanent” staining of one’s anus so that it looks like, well, um, like you don’t shit. Porn stars have been known to do it to make their backdoor look more attractive.

      I’d suppose there are other folks who feel they have a need to do this or want to do it but in my opinion, if the risks outweigh the benefits, it doesn’t make sense to do it… but that’s me.

      I understand that some guys embrace bisexuality and that allows them to explore the more deeper aspects of their personality and is, indeed, often used as a gateway to more interesting fetishes that aren’t necessarily related to sexuality.

      It’s just funny at times to see this because we all believe that women are unnecessarily funny about the conditions under which they’d have sex – but men are even funnier.



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