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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: “Doing It Between the Legs”

28 May

Someone on the new forum revived an older post about intercrural sex or, as the title says, “doing it between the legs.” As I read through the comments, I wasn’t surprised by the number of guys who like getting screwed without having to worry about their butt hurting (to be polite), nor did it surprise me that one lone guy asked, “What’s so special about it?”

See, we have this thing in our heads that if the dick ain’t going in somewhere, it’s not fucking or, as that guy also said, “It’s just a hand job between the thighs…” and I guess one could look at it like that but the fact of the matter is some guys really do want to experience what it’s like to be screwed without really being screwed. On top of this and right along with the number of times I’ve scribbled about this thanks to its almost regular appearance in my Top Searches, guys doing it to guys like this has been around for a very long time and way back to a time where it was perfectly A-OK for two guys to hump each other like this… as long as dicks weren’t going into assholes.

And by a very long time, I’m talking about ancient history days that, in some situations, predated the infamous Greek and Roman times of M2M debauchery which, again, was permitted… up to a certain point. Other cultures deemed that intercrural sex to be a great way for men to bond with each other; the great Shaka Zulu was said to have prescribed this form of sex between his warriors, creating bonds that insured they’d fight for each other as much as they would for their leader and country.

Growing up, yeah, there were a lot of guys – and a few girls – who wanted to be screwed with the proviso that you didn’t stick it in or, my favorite request, “Don’t stick it in too far!” If nothing else, it disproves the “fact” that in order for it to feel good, you gotta put A into B or C and I know that a lot of guys preferred it this way because, um, having a dick sliding in and out of your butt meant you were gay but if the dick wasn’t in you, well, that’s not gay at all… is it?

Not really but, hey, if that’s what makes you okay with it, it is what it is. There were guys who, no matter what you did or tried, you just couldn’t get it in them. Their minds would be telling them to relax but, bleh, their bodies just weren’t having any of it and just battened down the hatch so, okay, if you can’t get it in, well, keep going like you did get it in, okay?

One big thing you learned, though, was what it was like to have a friction burn wherever the dick was and nothing slippery was being used… and anyone who has gotten a friction burn of any kind knows how they just don’t feel good and that they can take days to stop hurting and heal up. So guys used spit, Vaseline, lotion, hair grease, and even soap to ward against friction burns but, um, sometimes, okay, you got some dick in you when you preferred not to and now it was a matter of, “Don’t stick it in too far!”

Sure, there were those assholes who, upon hearing you tell them they can do it to you but don’t stick it in, would promised not to, get all slicked up, and humping away and the next thing you know, the dick is half way in you and really hurting like crazy because you weren’t expecting it and making you very damned unhappy.

Oddly, instead of demanding an immediate withdrawal, whether accidental or you got conned, a lot of guys would be pissy about it… but the dick could stay where it was as long as no more dick was being pushed in there; it just didn’t make sense to start a fight about it right then and there and I guess a lot of guys reasoned that, okay, this ain’t what I wanted to happen… but I’m still being screwed… but he’s gonna get a piece of my mind after he’s done!

Or, if trading places, well, hmm, accidents in this do happen, don’t they? You don’t get mad – you get even and, again, oddly, when the perpetrator found himself getting some dick in his ass he didn’t want, eh, he didn’t really get too mad about it since he accidentally or sneakily did it to you.

But doing it between the legs (or even between the butt cheeks) remains the way for two guys to have sex with each other without either guy having to deal with, um, penetration issues and many feel it’s a lot safer than actually getting in there and doesn’t require any intensive cleaning procedures other than washing between your legs/cheeks really good with a lot of soap and water. Apply generous amounts of your lube of choice on the dick and wherever the guy’s gonna place it and enjoy being screwed and creamed.

I’m sure there are a lot of guys who wouldn’t be fans of this way for two guys to do it to each other but there are just some times when you just don’t feel like having a dick stretching your hole out – you just wanna feel the guy on top of you, humping away, and busting a nut. Sure, that could get… messy, but that’s and easier mess to clean up that to find yourself sitting on a toilet for an extended period of time, if you get my drift.

An ancient sexual practice among men that is still alive and well today. On the forum, a couple of guys did say that they’d rather have the dick inside them but, sure, not having it in there can feel pretty good, too.

 
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4 responses to “Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: “Doing It Between the Legs”

  1. Cinn

    28 May 2019 at 23:40

    Interesting. I had no idea

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    • kdaddy23

      28 May 2019 at 23:57

      Really? I believe the, um, girl version of this is called ribbing.

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      • Cinn

        29 May 2019 at 00:10

        Didn’t know that either 🤷‍♀️

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      • kdaddy23

        29 May 2019 at 00:18

        Interesting!

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