Fuck. I told myself that I wasn’t going to do anything about the “how to ask for a bro-job” thing… and here I am.
How do you do it? You have some choices: Be direct and just ask… or find a way to ask without asking or putting things in such a way where the other guy will have reason to think that, hmm, that might not be a bad idea or, better, get him to think that what you want to do to and for him is his idea… and good luck with any of this. I had a “bro” say to me, “You know, um, it would make both of us feel good if you were to let me suck your dick…”
And sometimes, it can be just as “simple” as that… except you can’t be sure of how the other guy is going to react and there you have it: The really scary part. Not knowing if you’re gonna get cussed out, punched in the face or he’s gonna say, “That sounds like a good idea – I was just thinking about how much I need to have my dick sucked!”
As mentioned, I’ve sat and watched bros tap-dance like the late, great Fred Astaire trying to figure out how to make this happen and, more often than not, comically so. No matter how well you think you know a bro, this thing will tell you all about what you don’t know about him but, yeah, sometimes, you really do know that he wouldn’t object to getting a blow job from you – and how you know this defies explanation but, um, shit – ya still gotta figure out how to broach the subject and ask him, don’t you?
I’ve sat, watched, and listened to bros flounder around trying to get this out of their mouth that I’ve put them out of their misery and said, “Why don’t you just ask me what you wanna ask me; it’s not like I haven’t figured that out, by the way, so just ask. Jeez!”
And even when the question gets asked, the other guy still has to say yea or nay, right? And there’s no telling how he’s going to respond as he uses his brain’s amazing speed to weigh all the pros and cons he can think of so he can answer one way or the other – and in the space of a few, real-time seconds… even if their inner jury is still out deliberating on this and the verbal answer comes back at, “Nah, I’m good – maybe some other time?”
Or, to buy some more time to think, he might ask, “Why would you even think about asking me something like that?” – then sit back and watch the poor guy trying to explain something that, in reality, isn’t easy to explain and, yeah, sometimes, even if you’ve already made up your mind to let him have your dick – it’s just fun to watch someone sweat and squirm over the matter.
So how to ask. Find a way to ask. Put it all out there and on the line and tell him what you wanna do to him and why you want to do it. Drop all the really hilarious hints you can think of until there’s no question in the other guy’s mind what you’re trying to get at – and then hope like hell he’s agreeable or you’re not about to get cussed or punched out.
If you think women can behave “badly” if you were to ask them to blow you or if you can eat them – and because you wanna go down on them for the sake of doing it – guys can behave in ways that’ll make your worst possible nightmare look like a pleasant dream.
Or not. You just don’t know what he’s gonna say or do and if aren’t prepared to deal with the consequences, don’t ask him if you can suck his dick or ask him to suck yours.
Finally, the really funny situation: One guy is itching to ask if he can give his bro a bro job… and his bro really wants one and, indeed, wants to also give one… and now both guys are trying to figure out how to ask… and how to say, “Go for it, bro!”