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Top Searches: “Giving Brojob”

30 Aug

No, couldn’t ignore this one and my first thought was, “Are they serious? Who doesn’t know how to suck a dick?”

But, yep, I had to retract that first thought because I know there are guys who really don’t know how to suck a dick… and even if they’ve ever seen it done.

Wow… what a glaring disconnect… but, okay, first, ya gotta want to give one, then get the other guy to agree to receiving one. Take his dick out; put it in your mouth; imitate whatever you’ve seen about blow jobs, whether it was being done to you or you saw it in some porn flick. Keep doing it until he says he’s gonna cum and very quickly decide to let him cum in your mouth, you’re gonna swallow it, spit it out, or remove yourself from the dick as to avoid having to swallow it, taste it, or wind up spitting it out.

There – you just gave a brojob and, hopefully, the bro you gave it to is happy that you did!

Sound easy? It really isn’t for those who have never sucked a dick before. Brojobs appear to be difficult for those who have, um, prior experience but the difficulty isn’t in the doing – it’s getting the other guy to agree to receiving one and more so if you don’t know that he would be or, gasp, you thought that he would be and you thought wrongly.

Shit, giving one is easier even when you gotta figure that out on the fly…

Am I “surprised” by such searches? Nah, not really – but they do amuse the shit out of me but it’s also… kinda cool that there are maybe guys who wanna find out what it’s like to suck dick and while there are guys who’d tell you that such a thought has never, ever crossed their mind, well, I know that it can since I’ve talked to a lot of guys who have said that they’ve wondered what it would be like… not that they’d actually do it, mind you.

Uh-huh. Sure you wouldn’t. We’ve just been talking about this for the last hour because we can’t find anything else to talk about, right? No – I believe you (no, I really don’t but you don’t need to know that)! Yeah, you can be curious about it without really finding out – who says you have to do it (but I’m thinking that you really want to – but you don’t need to know that, either)?

And it’s always funny to listen to these guys go from “I’d never do that shit” to coming up with many scenarios that would find them with a hard dick in their mouth and/or a mouth around their own woody. I’ve almost hurt myself trying not to laugh listening to guys who have “a friend” that asked them about it and they’re trying to get an answer for “their friend.”

Really? No, no – I believe your friend asked you about it (no, I don’t) – I’m just surprised you’re asking me about it and that “your friend” asked you to find out and you didn’t get all medieval on his ass for having the nerve to ask you, that’s all. What makes you think I know the answer (I do… but you don’t need to know that)?

Huh? How do you find the answer? Well, truthfully, I’d say that if you can’t find someone to give you the answer, um, you’d probably have to do it yourself – it’s the surest way to get the question answered, you know, not that you’d really do that, right (and I can see in your eyes that you’re thinking about doing just that)? Although, it doesn’t make sense to me that you’d be willing to put yourself through something like that just to answer “a friend’s” question – y’all must be some really good and close friends, huh?

It’s hilarious to sit, watch, and listen to guys doing this and, yes, they really do even if they’d deny it. I know what’s on their mind and why it is and while they’re going through this comedy routine, I’m thinking about whether or not I wanna be involved or not and, no, I’m not beyond fucking with them by saying something like, “Why are we talking about this?” or, sometimes, “Are you trying to tell me something?”

Oh, such fun with a matter that is really a serious one for the guy who is looking for his first oral sex experience with another guy. I don’t and won’t get serious unless he does but until he does, why shouldn’t I have some fun at his expense as he flounders around like that fish out of water instead of just putting the proposition out there?

Okay, I said something about this – again – and I’m all better now, thanks.

 
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