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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: “Wait, what?”

02 Sep

As usual – or typical for me – that bro job thing got stuck in my head but in terms of reacting to your boy looking at you saying, “I want to suck your dick…” or asking if it’s gonna be a problem because he wants to give you a blow job.

I think the best or worse reactions happen when the guy being asked never saw this coming – surprise! If you had any reason to think that your boy has been acting like he might want to blow you, when the proposition arrives, eh, it’s not all that surprising and because you’ve had some time to think about stuff, you’ve got your answer already prepared.

I, myself, have been totally taken by surprise when offered a bro job from someone I never expected to offer one.  I’ve been… confused in those times when a conversation with a guy goes from “the usual guy stuff” to, “Hey… have you ever wondered what it’s like to have a guy suck your cock?”

Wait, what?  How did we get on this topic?  One guy I know went from talking about his favorite football team one moment and in the next saying, “I wonder what it’s like to suck dick?”

Methinks that it’s a very different thing if you have reason to believe that your bud might be the “kind” of guy who’d put this out there; I’ve hung out with guys who have given me the impression – and a strong one – that they know their way around a dick so since this is kind of a “when, not if” situation, I’ve had time to think about how I might respond when he gets up enough nerve to put it out there.

But when you don’t see it coming, yeah – it can be quite a shock.  I even learned to really pay attention when hanging out with a guy – or guys – who’ve been hitting the sauce pretty hard; with their inhibitions gone, ain’t no telling what might come out of their mouth and, again, since I’m aware of this, I’m better prepared should the matter come up – yeah, the pun’s intended this time.  Having said that, I’ve also been quite shocked when the proposition comes from a guy who’s cronked… and he was the last person I’d suspect of having that level of inhibition removal.

For the guy making the proposition, well, I’ve seen them make bad decisions and usually with someone they thought they knew well enough – or trusted enough – to offer up a bro job… only to find out they guessed wrongly and really didn’t know the other guy as well as he thought… and the other guy didn’t take the proposition well at all.

The thing is that you just don’t know whether a guy is going to accept… or maybe punch your lights out… which is probably why I keep seeing this come up in my Top Searches so much and, as far as I know, there’s no sure-fire way to offer one and no guarantee that the offer will be graciously, happily, and eagerly accepted.

You can’t really take what a guy might say about this as a true matter of fact; I know of too many guys who have gone off the rails against anything M2M and to anyone who wants to be bothered to hear it… but in a one-on-one situation?  They just might hurt themselves getting their dick out to be sucked under the “I won’t tell if you won’t” rule.  I figured that if there are ten guys talking about this, whoever is protesting too much is likely to give up the dick when asked for it – privately, of course – but there’s always that one guy who’s protesting and he’s very serious about not feeling any of that.

A guy I know once asked me an interesting question.  He didn’t ask me what I would do or say if offered a blow job – he asked me what would go through my mind upon hearing the offer… and my brain kinda locked up.  Not because I didn’t know the answer – it was because I know how I am and all of the shit I can think about and so much that it’s like an information overload that’ll just put my noodle in neutral.  What I did say to him was, “I really can’t say – there’s a lot of shit I’d have to think about.”

“Fair enough,” he said… then asked me if he could suck my dick.

Wait, what?  And to make matters worse, he’s sitting there patiently waiting for me to answer him.  If I had – or could – put a number to it, I must have thought of a couple of hundred (or more) things and while I wasn’t feeling pressured to answer quickly, I reasoned that I only had, oh, maybe, thirty seconds at the most and at best to answer one way or the other… and it didn’t help my thinking to notice his dick was hard… and it didn’t help that I even looked to see if he was.

Sometimes, ya just say, “Fuck it…” and accept the offer – then hope you made the right decision… or sometimes you turn it down and wind up kicking your own ass for doing so.

I still think it’s hilarious to watch a guy go through some shit trying to figure out the best way to pop the question, even when, when he starts trying to put it into words, I’m thinking, “Wait, what? Why are we talking about this? Uh oh…” Now, it could be that this conversation has come up not because he wanted to blow me… but he has his sights on someone else and I’m just a sounding board or even a “crash-test dummy,” someone he can “use” to get the right words to come out.

I’ve seen guys react to having been offered one and, sometimes, that can be just as funny when they say, “Yo, lemme tell you what “Jackie” asked me the other day! Can you believe he asked me if he could suck my dick?”

Depends on whether or not I knew the guy in question; maybe I do believe it, maybe I don’t… but their reaction is still funny and gets even funnier when I ask, “Well, what did you say? Nah, I ain’t saying anything bad about you or whatever – I just wanna know what you said, you know, in case I run into him.”

Let the games begin. He’s had that, “Wait, what?” moment and hearing all about it, well, let’s say it’s hard for me to keep a straight face. What I am wondering, though, is whether he said yes… even when he said no – because, well, some guys are like that because image/rep is everything.

Gets even better when the guy asks me, “Do you think I should have let him do it?” Now, he could have said no but at this point, is having second thoughts about it… or he let it happen but is trying to make me believe he didn’t. Doesn’t matter – it’s still pretty funny and I’m not beyond saying, “I really can’t say if you should have or not – what do you really think about that?”

Yeah… not helping. Funnier still is when they try to turn it around and ask me, “Well, what would you have done or said?”

Still not helping when I say, “I don’t know…” or, “Hey, wait – he didn’t ask me! He asked you! How’d I get all up in this?”

All humor aside, bro jobs happen; make no mistake about this. I just decided to write about reactions, both good and bad and being in that “Wait, what?” moment because it’s always funny when it happens to someone else; might not be that funny when it happens to you.

 
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