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Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

Schlong Talk

Three schlongs are “hanging out” in the men’s room having a chat.

Scene 1: 

Good Schlong: I believe in lots and lots of foreplay before entering.

Mean Schlong: I like to just get in there and jackhammer that cave for as long as I can until I explode.

Dumb Schlong: I don’t care where I go, but I’m going in bare back.

Scene 2:

Mean Schlong: How’s it going Good?

Good Schlong: I’m into tantric now, but my balls are awfully blue. How about you?

Mean Schlong: I jackhammered too hard and now I’ve got a head ache.

Good Schlong: Have you seen Dumb?

Mean Schlong: He bare backed the wrong hole and now he’s on antibiotics for the next 10 days.

Scene 3: 10 days later the 3 schlongs are back in the men’s room.

Good Schlong: Are you still into your jackhammering ways Mean?

Mean Schlong: Nah, I’m into premature ejaculation now. It’s better to hammer quick em and leave em … less head ache. Have you seen Dumb?

Good Schlong: He’s hiding behind stalls.

Mean Schlong: Why?

Good Schlong: I don’t know but he’s whimpering.

Mean Schlong: (knocks on the stall door) Dumb get out of there.

Dumb Schlong: No!

Good Schlong: Why not? Did you bare back the wrong hole again?

Dumb Schlong: No. But I’ve got another problem.

Good Schlong: What is it? It can’t be that bad.

Dumb Schlong opens the stall door. Good and Mean are surprised at what they see.

Mean Schlong: What the hell happened to your head Dumb?

Dumb Schlong: Got into a car accident while a chick was mouthing me off and her choppers cut right through the rubbers.

 
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