I’ve seen this for the last two or three days and I told myself that I wasn’t gonna write anything about it… and, obviously, that didn’t work – it’s just too good to pass up and it really is a good question – the answer, well, that’s a very different critter.
The bro-job is hailed as something new under the sun and involves straight men who are willing to literally give/receive a blowjob from another straight man… but neither guy is bi or gay… they’re just really horny and waiting to get some relief later ain’t working for them. Many find this to be unusual and it isn’t unusual any more than it’s something all that new and in my experiences, it’s not something that a guy plans for – they usually kinda/sorta happen spontaneously and tends to happen more between men who have more than a passing familiarity with each other – they’re classically bros.
The premise is, “What would you be willing to do for a friend in need?” But if you’re the friend in need, yeah, how do you ask your bro if he’d be willing to suck your dick? This is where it gets iffy and a bit funny; I’ve seen guys do some pretty silly shit in this situation and it usually began with a statement that seems to come right out of the blue, like your bro suddenly talking about how horny he is or how he wouldn’t mind getting his dick sucked right about now. I’ve heard some pretty interesting “hypothetical” questions and scenarios and I’ve heard guys wanting a bro job ask – hypothetically, of course, what I’d do if a dude wanted to suck my dick and asked if he could do that.
I don’t know about anyone else who has ever been in this situation but it always tends to make me instantly suspicious and more so when I’m having this conversation with a guy who, to my knowledge, ain’t into this as well as me being pretty sure that they don’t know that I am into this. This is where it gets funny because I’ve usually responded like, “Really? Well, maybe you should go find someone to suck your dick,huh?” Then they start tap-dancing; they agree that, sure, they should go find someone to blow them but, man, you know how it is – you just can’t walk up to some babe and ask her to suck your dick (unless you wanna get punched in the face or kicked in the crotch) and the chances of being able to go home and ask your old lady to blow you are slim and none; again, you could ask but you’re not gonna ask because you already know she’s gonna flip out and deny your request at the worst or tell you to wait until later.
I’ve sat and listened to guys trying to convince me, an experienced cock sucker, how and why giving a guy some head isn’t really as bad as everyone says it is and, usually during this part of the tap-dancing, I’m just waiting for him to stop playing around and ask me what I know he wants to ask… but, again, it’s usually so much fun to watch them go through all of this. I know that at this point, I could ask, “Would you like for me to blow you?” – but that just lets them off the hook and it’s both a matter of principle – if you want something from me, ask for it like a man – and pretty damned funny to watch them trying to figure out how to ask for it.
Like I said, this happens between guys who know each other and sometimes quite well… except the one thing you don’t know about your bro is whether he’d help you out or punch you in the face for having the nerve to ask him for some head. Now, I’ve had some guys beat and dance around the bush for a while before coming out and saying something like, “Um, you know, if we were to blow each other, ah, uh, I wouldn’t tell anyone that we did it…” I’ve sat, watched, and listened to them get right to the moment where they’re either gonna ask the question or not… and they don’t.
I’ve been with guys who are clearly and plainly very stressed out (and sometimes just a bit inebriated because they’re stressed) and I’ve asked them, “Is there anything I can do to help?” In my mind – and because it’s one of my bros – sure, if he comes back and says (in some way) that sucking his dick would help immensely, sure, I’ll blow him and once I gave a stressed out bro a bro-job without it being asked for and because I knew it was what he needed in that moment. After the fact, he wasn’t exactly stunned but he did ask, “How did you know?”
And I replied, “I just knew it…”
But just rolling up on your bro and directly asking him for a bro-job? The only way I see that working is if you knew for a fact that your bro was into sucking dick and he didn’t have any qualms about doing it and with to a close friend. But, to the question of how to ask for one, you have some options, from coming right out and asking him to dropping hints all over the place and so many that a blind man could see them. Doesn’t mean you’re gonna get that bro-job – you just might get punched in the face or wind up losing a friend for asking such a question.
I’ve been in those moments and the question has gone unasked… but later some guys have confessed that in that moment, they were seriously thinking about asking if we could blow each other and I’ve asked them, “Well, why didn’t you ask? The worst that could have happened is me saying no…” Or, sometimes – and depending on the guy – I haven’t said anything; maybe I just shrugged in a disinterested way or just given him a dead-pan look.
Bottom line, it’s difficult to ask a male friend who may not be into sucking dick if he’d blow you because you want and need to be blown. Some guys are like, “Bro, I’d do anything for you ’cause we got it like that with each other!” and they mean it… but, um, maybe it’s not gonna include getting into a 69 with you and no matter how much fun that might be. Could a couple of bros come to the conclusion that the thing they need to do to, with and for each other is to whip out the dicks and work them over? Yep – it’s not impossible nor is it all that improbable – but that also depends on how much they trust each other or “I won’t tell if you won’t, man…”