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Top Searches: “Asking for a Bro-Job”

I’ve seen this for the last two or three days and I told myself that I wasn’t gonna write anything about it… and, obviously, that didn’t work – it’s just too good to pass up and it really is a good question – the answer, well, that’s a very different critter.

The bro-job is hailed as something new under the sun and involves straight men who are willing to literally give/receive a blowjob from another straight man… but neither guy is bi or gay… they’re just really horny and waiting to get some relief later ain’t working for them.  Many find this to be unusual and it isn’t unusual any more than it’s something all that new and in my experiences, it’s not something that a guy plans for – they usually kinda/sorta happen spontaneously and tends to happen more between men who have more than a passing familiarity with each other – they’re classically bros.

The premise is, “What would you be willing to do for a friend in need?”  But if you’re the friend in need, yeah, how do you ask your bro if he’d be willing to suck your dick?  This is where it gets iffy and a bit funny; I’ve seen guys do some pretty silly shit in this situation and it usually began with a statement that seems to come right out of the blue, like your bro suddenly talking about how horny he is or how he wouldn’t mind getting his dick sucked right about now.  I’ve heard some pretty interesting “hypothetical” questions and scenarios and I’ve heard guys wanting a bro job ask – hypothetically, of course, what I’d do if a dude wanted to suck my dick and asked if he could do that.

I don’t know about anyone else who has ever been in this situation but it always tends to make me instantly suspicious and more so when I’m having this conversation with a guy who, to my knowledge, ain’t into this as well as me being pretty sure that they don’t know that I am into this.  This is where it gets funny because I’ve usually responded like, “Really?  Well, maybe you should go find someone to suck your dick,huh?”  Then they start tap-dancing; they agree that, sure, they should go find someone to blow them but, man, you know how it is – you just can’t walk up to some babe and ask her to suck your dick (unless you wanna get punched in the face or kicked in the crotch) and the chances of being able to go home and ask your old lady to blow you are slim and none; again, you could ask but you’re not gonna ask because you already know she’s gonna flip out and deny your request at the worst or tell you to wait until later.

I’ve sat and listened to guys trying to convince me, an experienced cock sucker, how and why giving a guy some head isn’t really as bad as everyone says it is and, usually during this part of the tap-dancing, I’m just waiting for him to stop playing around and ask me what I know he wants to ask… but, again, it’s usually so much fun to watch them go through all of this.  I know that at this point, I could ask, “Would you like for me to blow you?” – but that just lets them off the hook and it’s both a matter of principle – if you want something from me, ask for it like a man – and pretty damned funny to watch them trying to figure out how to ask for it.

Like I said, this happens between guys who know each other and sometimes quite well… except the one thing you don’t know about your bro is whether he’d help you out or punch you in the face for having the nerve to ask him for some head.  Now, I’ve had some guys beat and dance around the bush for a while before coming out and saying something like, “Um, you know, if we were to blow each other, ah, uh, I wouldn’t tell anyone that we did it…”  I’ve sat, watched, and listened to them get right to the moment where they’re either gonna ask the question or not… and they don’t.

I’ve been with guys who are clearly and plainly very stressed out (and sometimes just a bit inebriated because they’re stressed) and I’ve asked them, “Is there anything I can do to help?”  In my mind – and because it’s one of my bros – sure, if he comes back and says (in some way) that sucking his dick would help immensely, sure, I’ll blow him and once I gave a stressed out bro a bro-job without it being asked for and because I knew it was what he needed in that moment.  After the fact, he wasn’t exactly stunned but he did ask, “How did you know?”

And I replied, “I just knew it…”

But just rolling up on your bro and directly asking him for a bro-job?  The only way I see that working is if you knew for a fact that your bro was into sucking dick and he didn’t have any qualms about doing it and with to a close friend.  But, to the question of how to ask for one, you have some options, from coming right out and asking him to dropping hints all over the place and so many that a blind man could see them.  Doesn’t mean you’re gonna get that bro-job – you just might get punched in the face or wind up losing a friend for asking such a question.

I’ve been in those moments and the question has gone unasked… but later some guys have confessed that in that moment, they were seriously thinking about asking if we could blow each other and I’ve asked them, “Well, why didn’t you ask?  The worst that could have happened is me saying no…”  Or, sometimes – and depending on the guy – I haven’t said anything; maybe I just shrugged in a disinterested way or just given him a dead-pan look.

Bottom line, it’s difficult to ask a male friend who may not be into sucking dick if he’d blow you because you want and need to be blown.  Some guys are like, “Bro, I’d do anything for you ’cause we got it like that with each other!” and they mean it… but, um, maybe it’s not gonna include getting into a 69 with you and no matter how much fun that might be.  Could a couple of bros come to the conclusion that the thing they need to do to, with and for each other is to whip out the dicks and work them over?  Yep – it’s not impossible nor is it all that improbable – but that also depends on how much they trust each other or “I won’t tell if you won’t, man…”

 
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Posted by on 18 May 2018 in Top Searches

 

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Top Searches: “Intercrural Porn”

And here I found myself thinking that I’d finally escaped the rash of Top Searches for intercrural sex that I’d been subjected to.  That area of my dashboard has been empty for the longest time… until today and, at first, I was gonna let this one slide until I got to thinking about it and asking myself if I’ve even heard of such a thing.

There’s a flavor of porn out there to satisfy the most freakiest of hungers and if this is true, then it’s possible that intercrural porn exists… but if it does, I’d imagine that it could be rather boring unless there’s some other stuff going on that would prove to be more visually stimulating.  There’s soft porn, the stuff that looks like the real thing is happening but is shot in such a way that you don’t actually see it happening – conveniently covered by sheets, discrete camera angles, stuff like that.

The actual act of intercrural sex – aka frottage for the guys – can be quite stimulating and exciting to participate in… I just don’t know if that translates to porn all that well.  Prior to frotting, sure, there can be kissing, fondling, lot of cock sucking but after that?  A guy lubes up his cock and his partner’s thighs to prevent friction burns and gets to work going through the motions of fucking without any penetration being attempted.  Would it be hot and stimulating to see two male bodies all sweaty and engaged like this but knowing that there’s no “real fucking” happening?  Since porn loves to overly exaggerate things, I’m sure that if you watch porn with the sound turned up, you’ll hear a lot of noises to go along with you’re seeing and maybe that works for some people.

 

 
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Posted by on 4 March 2018 in Top Searches

 

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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Again With the Top Searches?

I’d just left the Reader, you know, just checking out what the people I follow have been writing, and went to WP Admin to look for spam that needed deleting and I saw this in Top Searches just before I was about to close my browser:  “big booty intercrural cock” and, well, you know the routine by now, don’t you?

First thought:  “What?  Again?”

Second thought:  “I don’t know who wrote this but it doesn’t make sense…”

Third thought:  “Okay, well, um, if the guy you might be having intercrural sex with happens to have a big booty, there’s, um, some value here…”

Fourth thought:  “Lemme write something about this – again…”

Those of you who have been paying attention to what I’ve written about this when the word “intercrural” shows up on my Dashboard as a Top Search item will remember that I often have a good time writing about this and that I’ve tried to explain this form of M2M sex and how it allows a man to be screwed by another man without the hassles of having a hard dick shoved up their ass.  I’ve even allowed that this form of sex works well for the guy doing the screwing based on the “If I don’t really penetrate him, it’s not gay” school of thought.  It’s a dodge and a cop-out kind of justification, of course, because it is gay.

Big booty intercrural.  Well, sure – if a guy has a big old butt and, in particular, a deep cleft between his massive butt cheeks, that’s a great environment for intercrural sex and more so if the guy working between those cheeks isn’t overly endowed and there’s no chance of accidental insertion.  Even if the guy is overly endowed, eh, there’s a chance of accidental insertion but I’d have to say that if the guy doing the humping doesn’t try to get in there, it’s no harm, no foul.  One way to look at this is to see is as masturbation without the use of hands and guys with big booties (and deep clefts) can be seen as more desirable for this than a guy with, um, less booty and not much of a cleft to probe around in.

“Big booty intercrural cock…”  I can’t honestly say that I understand this phrasing; was the author of this search wondering how big or small a cock has to be for this?  As I said, there’s the whole accidental insertion thing to take into consideration so the longer the dick, the greater the chance of this.  Again, I know guys who prefer being screwed in this fashion because they get all the “benefits” of being screwed without any of the pain of anal insertion and it’s easier to prepare for:  Just wash that ass really good.  I know that being screwed like this does feel good, even when the guy is pressed up against my hole, bumping and knocking on the door as it were.  Lubrication – and, as it seems, a “natural” relaxation of “the door” can allow a bit of penetration even when both parties would prefer that this doesn’t happen; guys with not a lot of booty (um, like me) can be of a mind that, okay, if the tip happens to poke in there, that’s fine – just don’t try to get any more than that in there, okay?  Sure, it’s a trust issue and one that has the possibility of being violated… and right along with your butt hole.  Guys with the big butts and deep clefts can certainly feel homey knocking on the door and if the dick is long enough to fill up that cleft quite a bit, there could be some tip insertion – again, whether this is a problem or not depends on the two guys and whatever level of trust has been established.

It’s an interesting way for two men to screw each other, butt and cock size notwithstanding.  Should guys screw each other like this and is it safer?  I’d have to say that while knocking on the door can carry a degree of risk, that depends on how well the guy being poked washed his ass and, of course, the greater risk comes in actually, uh, breaking the door down.  Does it allow for less of an impact on one’s sensibilities?  I’d have to say it does; the guy doing the screwing can convince himself that because he’s not dick-deep in the other guy’s ass, he’s not doing anything homosexual while the guy being humped can feel good in that, well, his ass isn’t getting painfully stretched out and since that’s not the case, this isn’t gay, either and more so when the dude cums, it’s going (hopefully) on him and not in him.  Ya might not think this is much of a difference but when it comes to one’s sensibilities in this, it can be a huge difference.  Yes, with some tip insertion, that nut just might go in him and whether or not sensibilities are offended depends on the guy on the bottom.  Yes, I’ve been inseminated via tip insertion and I don’t recall ever been offended by it since the whole head isn’t in there and, honestly, I’ve not heard of a guy being too upset by this although I’ve heard them caution, “Don’t stick it in too far!” not just because sticking it in too far will result in some pain that is to be avoided but sticking it in too far makes the act a lot more gay in the minds of some.

I keep hoping that I won’t ever see this particular search item again… but I know I will and, as always, I wonder why the searcher was looking for this…

 
 

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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: When In Rome…?

This is the first blog I’ve actually written on my computer in a while; it’s almost on its last legs and I need to replace it but it’s not easy when you’re on a fixed income.  So, I got it working better, using a lot of tricks learned in my years working with these things, and I had an idea for something I wanted to write about but as my Desktop came up, I saw some Top Searches items and, instead of frowning, I kinda welcomed them with open fingers.

Kinda.

What got my attention was, “blogs of bi guys first time swallowing semen” and I immediately thought, “Well, unless a bunch of guys decided to write about their first time doing that, um, this search might come up pretty empty… because you only have one first time doing something.”  I let my mind work on the subject and I know when you’re negotiating with a guy for sex and it’s been established that you both suck cock, the next question usually is, “Do you swallow?”  Now, I’m not gonna say that if you don’t it’ll be a deal breaker but sometimes it is, the thought being if you’re gonna give a guy some head – and, let’s say there will be no fucking happening – then if you’re not gonna swallow his load, what’s the point?  Those of you who do swallow know exactly why you might not want to partake of that protein shake – I know why I wouldn’t want to – but it begs the question of whether guys looking to get their dick sucked just automatically assume that some swallowing is gonna jump off?  Maybe they do and there’s plenty of precedence for this, beginning with the very first time a man gulped down another man’s seed and said in the language of the time, “Hey, that wasn’t all that bad!”

As usual, this ain’t a “how-to” kinda thing nor am I gonna get into a biochemical analysis about it but I had to say something because the Top Searches never fails to amuse me or give me food for thought.  On to what I originally wanted to write about…

You’re hanging with the fellas, knocking back some brewskis, chilling, shooting the bull… but things are starting to get a little boring.  One of the fellas has managed to get his BAC way over the legal limit to drive and announces to the room, “Man, I could go for having my dick sucked right about now!” – then pulls out his cock and starts slowly stroking it and, for the sake of this hypothetical scenario, your horny bud is sitting next to you on the sofa, okay?  While you’re trying to process the fact that homey pulled his dick out, one of the other fellas comes overs, drops to his knees, and starts blowing the guy next to you after mumbling, “Hey, why not?”

Now, do you take in this scene, freak out and go from totally buzzed to stone cold sober – and then beat feet outta there… or do you pull your dick out and see who wants to suck your dick?  Or, for extra points, do you stay zipped up and just sit there and watch… and how long would you remain a spectator?

There are probably guys reading this and thinking they’d haul ass… but would you be surprised to know that if there were six guys hanging out, only one of them would get in the wind?  You might even think that this scenario really doesn’t happen… but you can believe me when I tell you that it does and if you’ve been following me for a while, you already know how I know.  Today, they might call this the “bro job” but in my experiences, eh, this is what can happen when you get a bunch of guys in one place, they’re getting juiced or smoked up, and they’re bored and/or looking for something to do. I’ve seen guys reveal a side of themselves that no one knew about; I’ve seen guys who, normally, wouldn’t think about letting a dude suck their dick literally shrug and, once, even say, “When in Rome…” and I’ve sat quite a few times in stunned silence to once more see dudes who I thought had zero interest in dicks get to sucking dick like they’re old pros at it… and, yeah, some of them were not having their first experience making a hard dick soft again.

I remember one occurrence of this phenomenon jumping off and I was stunned silent as guys I believe to be pussy-only pulled out their dicks and a blowjob orgy got going and I had thought, “What the hell just happened?”  As I pondered this, a guy I knew for a fact wasn’t into dick – and because I had probed him a few times to see if he was down – came over to me, shrugged and said, “Yo, we might as well join the party, huh?”  The “event” lasted for quite some time, too; everybody got sucked and did some sucking no less that three times and of the eight men present (including myself), only two of us had prior experience sucking dick… but you couldn’t tell by the way those other six dudes were eating sausage and, yes, drinking down spunk like it was ambrosia, including the one dude who said he didn’t want to swallow any – but he succumbed to peer pressure after it was suggested that he was a punk-assed chicken to not do what everyone else was doing.

The alcohol and weed might have gotten that party started… but I’d say the effects had worn off early on in the proceedings and sobriety didn’t call an end to the near-constant rise and fall of cocks.  When everyone was totally spent and could no longer get it up, we all kinda sat around looking at each other a mixture of guilty and goofy looks and, as expected, one guy announced to one and all, “Yo, this never happened, right?” – then took a much-needed nap after we all agreed that we didn’t know what he was talking about.

I’ve sometimes seen this happen, no one leaves and stays to watch the show; on one such occasion, one dude sucked every cock in the room, including some of the guys who had said when the show got started, “I ain’t into that shit!” – but when it was their turn to get blown, uh, I guess they changed their mind rather quickly.  I had to give it to the guy; as much as I love sucking dick, even I wouldn’t have taken on the task to suck the other nine cocks in the room… but this guy did and, um, whew, he was pretty damned good and swallowed down every load given to him.

One guy, fresh from busting that nut, turned to me and asked, “What the fuck just happened?  I ain’t even into this shit!”

“I don’t know,” I admitted, “But it was good, wasn’t it?”

“Yeah,” he replied – then added, “You ain’t gonna say anything about this, are you?”

“Say anything about what?” I asked with feigned innocence.

“Right…”

Even though I’ve seen this happen more than I care to think about, it has always manage to surprise me to be in a room with a bunch of guys who, without question, loves pussy and women… and see them some time later either getting blown by a guy or doing some cock sucking himself – and I’m not even gonna get into those moments when dudes were getting fucked in the ass – and guys who professed to be very afraid of doctors and latex gloves.  It’s not exactly like mass hypnosis and I know there’s a term for this – I just can’t think of it right now – but it’s just weird to see guys not really interested in dick become very interested because they’re high, bored, and horny.  I’ve gotten to see peer pressure at work; there’s always that one guy who says, “I ain’t doing that shit!” – and winds up doing it after having his case jumped into and, uh-huh, being accused of not having the balls to get busy with the rest.  I would wonder, “Would a dude really suck dick just to save face?” and the answer is, “Yeah… because image is everything.”

And if you’re wondering, yes:  Guys who refused to be a Roman got talked about in some very unkind ways.  I didn’t blame them for sticking to their principles and have told them that…but some of them did say, “Man, I wanted to… but I just couldn’t!”

After yet another instance, I was talking to one of the participants while we were both taking a break and he had said, “Man, this shit is contagious, ain’t it?”  And I had to agree that it was and even more so since I wasn’t even thinking about playing with dick when the shit jumped off.  Once, a guy pointed this out to me:  “Have you noticed that every time this shit jumps off, it’s always the same two or three guys that get it going?”

And I admitted that I hadn’t noticed that but after a moment of thinking, yeah, he was right on the money about that and, oh, yeah, if you were wondering, no – I never started the party and, honestly, I was always amazed at how I always seemed to manage being in the right place at the right time when this “group horny” thing came up.  Now, it didn’t always happen when a bunch of us got together but while I didn’t know about the other dudes in the room, I could certainly feel the sexual tension flowing and I’m guessing that the only reason cocks didn’t get yanked out was that no one really wanted to be the one to start something because, again, image is everything and it’s difficult to be publicly outspoken against dudes sucking dudes… but secretly want to play with another dude’s cock.

I’ve been one-on-one with these guys, just hanging out, and I’ve had them bring up – and out of the blue – the last time things got “out of hand” and, um, what do you know?  They weren’t interested in a group kind of thing but, er, ah, if dicks got whipped out and sucked now – because there’s no one else around, well, uh, I won’t tell if you won’t, okay?  Once, I asked, “What makes you think I’m even down with that?”

The guy said, “I ain’t down with it either… but it’s something to do, ya know?”

I’ve even pushed back by saying, “You first…,” – and I wound up getting the black sucked off my dick temporarily – not bad for someone who just told me minutes ago that they weren’t down with it.  And I have to point out that not only were these guys not closeted homosexuals, most of them weren’t even closeted bisexuals.  Nope, they got horny, their dicks started getting hard… and it just made sense to take advantage of what was on hand.  I’ve seen (and participated) in circle jerks, daisy chains of cock sucking, as well as some butt-fucking and while I never complained, I always found myself asking, “What the fuck just happened?”

I eventually learned to just chalk it up to “boys being boys when they get really bored and really horny;” again, there’s a scientific term for this but I still can’t think of what it is despite being on my second cup of coffee – I might remember it later.

 
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Posted by on 20 April 2016 in Today's Bisexual Thoughts

 

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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: It’s Still Hanging Around! – A Top Searches Rant

I had just finished putting an aborted blog in the trash – it made more sense in my head than it did when I started writing it – and when I returned to my Dashboard, my old friend (or nemesis) intercrural sex was sitting there waiting for me and in the form of, “best way to perform intercrural sex” and I thought, “Is this for real?” – but then I thought that maybe whoever initiated the search really doesn’t know, although I also wondered why they just didn’t Google it, just as I did a moment ago to find out what the female version of this is called and because, um, I kinda forgot it… sorta.  By the way, if you didn’t know what the girl version is called, it’s tribadism (or tribbing, per the Urban Dictionary), which is taken from the Greek word “tribein” (to rub)  or frottage.

Anyway…

Those of you who have followed this particular rant already know the answer to this but for two guys to have intercrural sex, it’s usually done by one guy sticking his boner either between another man’s thighs or in his butt crack but without any attempts to penetrate him.  It can be done in the “missionary” position; it can be done with either guy on the top or bottom; from the back while lying on their sides and face-to-face while on their sides.  I’m sure that someone has found a more, ah, creative way for two guys to do this and I have heard of guys doing this standing up – but these are what I believe to be the more common ways to do this… and the best way is usually whatever way works for you and delivers the desired results.  I would, in either way, suggest that a lubricant be used to avoid friction burns, especially if it’s being done between a guy’s thighs – that shit doesn’t feel good either way (and you know that I know this, right?).

For those who might be wondering why this would even be done, it’s when “Gene” wants to get his rocks off with “Glen” but one (or both) men don’t want any anal penetration to take place.  It’s like dry humping without the dryness, if you will and, generally, ain’t done while fully clothed unless, of course, one is fond up messing up their clothes… and I’ve heard that some guys don’t mind the messy garments as long as they can grind their crotch against another man’s crotch… but that’s something else.

I can remember a whole lot of times when the action has gotten hot and heavy with a guy and we’ve been sucking each other as if our lives depended on it but, damn, while it feels good, it doesn’t feel good enough to make us cum and while we could masturbate each other to a messy finish, um, doing some  fucking would fit the bill perfectly, well, until the other guy says that he wants to fuck… but don’t stick it in (or even try to stick it in) and, yep, I’ve sometimes been the guy who doesn’t want to be bothered with having a hard dick sticking out of my ass… but there is an alternative: It’s Intercrural Time!

My “best” ways for doing it is me on top, him on his belly and getting in between his thighs or, better, in his crack – or spooning while doing it.  When having it done to me, I find I prefer the ways that I’d do it – me on my belly or being spooned.  One guy I talked to about this years ago had asked why do it this way if there’s no penetration involved… and it’s not simple to explain.  Being penetrated (or doing the penetration) makes sense… if it can be accomplished and that’s not always as simple as porn displays – lots of reason why ya just can’t get it in.  Still, it’s the “going through the motions” that makes it feel good; if you’re the one playing in the spaces, you’re “fucking,” in close contact with the other guy and it just feels good; when you’re being done, feeling the other guy’s body against you or his weight on you and feeling his cock moving around in whatever space is being occupied, equally feels good.

I don’t know about other guys who have done this but I’ve noticed that in the times I’ve done it or have been done, I’ve gone from not wanting to stick it in (or having it stuck in me) to the other guy (or myself) saying, “Fuck this shit – put that motherfucker in me!”  But, as I’ve said, that’s sometimes easier said than done… but I’ve found that I best enjoy intercrural sex when my dick is pressing up against the other guy’s hole and his is probing mine.  Yeah, sometimes, it can be this way and the copious amounts of seminal fluid – aka precum – can make things slick enough that the head can begin to slip in a little – and that’s acceptable as long as there’s no attempt to insert more dick without the appropriate permission.

So when penetration isn’t desire or doable, intercrural is the thing to do and the best way is, again, whatever way works for you so you – and, hopefully, your partner – can bust a heavenly nut.  Additionally – and I know it’s probably just my preference – but I like it when the thrusting is done urgently but gently – remember the friction burns I mentioned?  I’ve had guys try to pound me in this fashion and it just doesn’t feel good to me and, gulp, the lack of adequate lubrication has done a number on me in places I’d rather not have friction burns and, hell, no – having my cock friction burned sure as shit ain’t my idea of fun.  You need a lubricant that will negate the friction, like baby oil even though if you’re fucking against the guy’s hole, yeah, ya just might get it in him easily enough but then it’s a matter of body control if getting it in is out of the question for either guy.

 
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Posted by on 21 November 2015 in Today's Bisexual Thoughts

 

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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: I Need a Diversion, So… It’s Top Searches Time Again!

I’m in the middle of diagnosing Linda’s computer, which was updated to Windows 10 this morning… and now a key file is stuck in a loop and I’m trying to fix it before I have to resort to calling Microsoft Support for some help.  The fucked up thing – or things, really – is that I don’t know shit about Windows 10; I never bothered to do any reading on it at all and then I find out today that my trusty laptop, which has served me well for years now, can’t run the free Windows 10 update because of its processor and video card so if I wanna be up to date with Windows, I need to buy a new laptop… which I can’t afford to do.  Anyway, I’m checking for corrupted system files and while that’s going on, I need a diversion so I won’t stress myself out with this problem and I found this in my Top Searches thingy:  “How to intercrural for gay.”

 
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Posted by on 31 July 2015 in Today's Bisexual Thoughts

 

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Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: Oh, This is A Good One…!

After banging out “Seeing Red,” I was about to close out Chrome after invading my baby’s personal space with a very nice hug (she’s so cuddly) when I saw this Top Searches thing:  “What do women think about a bisexuals sissy man.”

Yeah… what do women think about this kind of guy?  If you were on Tumblr and, like maybe a lot of folks there, are being bombarded by sex and sexuality every time you visit Tumblr, then you might see, as I’ve been seeing, a lot of pro-sissy posts and a lot of them are “about” women who’d just love to literally and figuratively make a man (or their man) her bitch, from cuckolding him (and maybe D/s-ing him into bisexuality) up to and including dressing him up as a girl and even aiding in his partial transformation into a woman by insisting that he gets a nice rack of boobs installed, locking his dick in a cage, and teasing him with the pussy.

Apparently, there’s a faction on Tumblr who want us to believe that there are a lot of women who’d be down with a sissified man to play with while a “real man” takes over the job of knocking her pussy out of shape and into the next zip code (and if that real man happens to be a Black dude with a stupidly big dick, so much the better).  Now, I honestly can’t say that there aren’t women who just live to sissify a man because I’ve met a couple of them in my travels; I can’t even say that a woman wouldn’t have a reason to sissify a man, given what some men have a tendency to subject women to so, yeah, they could easily think, “Wouldn’t it be nice if “Ralph” were to find out what it’s like to be a woman?”

If you were to see some of the shit I see on Tumblr about sissies – and I’ve said a little about this before – holy shit!  I mean, there’s a credo or manifesto for being a sissy; someone – or a bunch of someones – have taken the time to explain in exacting detail what it means to be a sissy and all the duties that are mandatory to be a sissy which, again, includes becoming transsexual if you wanna be a real, dyed-in-the-wool, authentic, genuine sissy boy.  Now – oh, my lawd – this… mantra or whatever doesn’t seem to be all about effeminate gay men; I don’t know about anyone else but I don’t get the sense that this is what being a sissy in 2015 means although, when I was growing up, a sissy was a guy who was made to behave like a gal (and even dressed up like a girl)  – but he was usually gay, or made to be gay, or even on his way to being gay to begin with.  Nah… this seems to be about a woman taking a masculine man and literally turning him into her bitch…

And there are, in fact, men who want to be a sissy for his woman (or any woman) and then they’re ready, willing, and able to assume their “rightful” role as a woman’s woman and a plaything for that woman’s lovers.  I know what I think about this – imagine me sitting here with my mouth hanging open like a Venus flytrap… but what do women think about this?  For the record, if a man want to be a sissy, well, go for it, homey but, ah, no, uh-uh, I’m not going there ever even if I am bisexual and, in fact, knows what it’s like to be “the girl” in a sexual situation – and I’m still very damned masculine despite all I’ve done to date with men and women.

Any of you ladies reading this care to offer up some thoughts on this?  Does it sound like your idea of fun?  Does it make you want to have your last meal pay you an unexpected visit?  Shit, while I’m at it, do any of the fellas reading this have any thoughts about being a sissy – do you love your woman enough to allow her to literally and figuratively make you her bitch – and would you be ready to find out some shit that she already knows about men that, um, you previously never wanted to know?  And, yeah, if you need some “reference materials,” go check out Tumblr and do a search for sissies so you can (a) see this for yourself and (b) know that I’m seriously not pulling your legs on this one.

C’mon… holla at your boy… it’ll be fun, trust me!

 
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