Today’s Bisexual Thoughts: “What the…?”

A whole lotta years ago, I happened to overhear a conversation between two guys while waiting in line and I wouldn’t have paid the conversation any attention had not one guy turned to the other and said, Oh, shit – lemme tell you about this chick I met the other night!” and his statement, at least to me, came out of the blue and delivered with enough surprise that it got my attention.

The short version is that he met this babe at a club and after some game was kicked – and quite a few drinks consumed – they decided to go somewhere to, ah, get to know each other better. Now, it’s considered bad form to kiss and tell but guys are just as good at gossiping as women have historically been. The guy he’s talking to is waiting for the “punch line” and so am I – this line we’re in isn’t moving at all and, sure, I wanna hear what happened.

You know, because I’m stuck in this line with nothing to do.

The guy says they started making out, all hot and heavy; she gets around to start sucking on his dick and he said it was incredible and he reached down to grope her crotch…

And discovered a very hard and big dick.

The guy – his friend, I assumed, said, “Oh, shit!” and even I thought that myself, imagining the dude’s shock and horror to discover that the woman he thought he was gonna conquer wasn’t as much of a woman as “she” appeared to be. His friend, after getting over his own shock, asked his boy what he did and his boy said that he hauled ass so fast that he was trying to run to his car while pulling his pants back up.

Just that visual alone made me laugh and, yeah, it gave me away and let them both know that I heard what they were talking about and after giving me a dirty look, they actually included me in the conversation with the one guy asking me, “Ain’t that some fucked up shit?”

It wasn’t the first time I’d heard about “chicks with dicks;” way before I overheard this conversation, my brother had told me about a time when him and his boys thought they were gonna pull a train on this very eager girl… only to find out she had dick bigger than all three of them… and, no, he declined to say what, if anything, happened after such a shocking discovery (but I have my suspicions about that).

Indeed, after the overheard conversation and, I dunno, a few years later, I had my own encounter with the “hot babe” with an appreciable rack… and a nice dick to go along with those nice boobs… and the sex was, admittedly, amazing after I got over my own shock.

Let’s now fast forward to the here and now. There are transvestites, transsexuals, and transgenders among us (and, apparently, there always has been) and I’m often surprised (but not really) at how many men there are who wouldn’t throw it down with a bro… but would give their left arm to get naked and jiggy with someone who has “the best of both worlds” when it comes to sexual attributes or, um, the fact that she’s got a nice set of tits and a dick doesn’t seem to matter a whole lot.

And I’ll be damned if I really understand why. I know some guys get totally bent out of shape and, sadly, violently so when they find out that the hot babe they’re trying to bed isn’t all “babe,” just like I know I’ve heard what some guys have said about finding out that “she” is also “he” and none of it is what I’d call pretty. Yet, again, I find it really odd that a guy who wouldn’t suck another guy’s cock would be eager and willing to get with a “T-girl” and not only do some cock sucking but often willing to bend over and spread their cheeks for her.

A lot of guys say it would be so hot and exciting while some guys don’t think so and even more aren’t sure what they’d do if faced with this… situation but even when some guys deign to explain why they think it’s so hot – and why they’d be willing to get boned by such a person and give them head – but not do it with another guy – my confusion gets more confusing because with all they might say, they’re not really saying what it is about these people they find so sexually exciting that they’d be willing to do whatever she wanted to do.

I’m thinking it’s the boobs… because I can’t think of any other reason. Now, in my one and only encounter of this kind, I know why, after I got over my surprise – we went ahead and got nasty with each other – I’m bisexual and, um, I like having sex so this really good-looking babe with tits and a dick was surprising… but no real reason not to do what we both wanted to do, that and I’m not one to want to walk away from a challenge all that often.

It seems that a lot of guys say that, when it comes to things M2M, bleh, they can’t see themselves getting sexually excited by another guy… but give them a peek at a nice set of boobs and a nice booty and now you’ve got their attention, well, right up to the moment when the guy finds out that she’s got a dick and, shit, one that’s bigger than his own. And it seems that there are a lot of guys who, instead of heading for the hills as fast as humanly possible, would think they’ve died and gone to heaven to be presented with this special and unusual sexual opportunity.

And I don’t know why. A recent poll on the forum asks about the interest in trans-men, those former women who have gone masculine in their appearance but they’ve kept their coochies and the OP even provided a picture because, um, ya just understand the visual faster than words can explain. Some guys said, “Hell, no!” while, I think, others who responded were drooling and adjusting themselves for comfort, if ya know what I mean.

For the guys who said, “Hell, no!” I wondered why since he – the guy in the picture – not only had a pussy but one I’d deem to be a very nice one and, well, supposedly, bi guys like pussy, too, but what “supports” my “It’s the boobs” thing is that the picture clearly screams “dude” from the belly button up including very masculine pecs so, no boobs and, as such, no sexual interest.

I guess. I really don’t know. Cityman was sharing his daily plethora of peepers – folks who check him out on his apps – and one such peeper was clearly transsexual – all woman from the navel up, all guy below the navel, and he didn’t “sound” happy that such a person was interesting in gaining some biblical and carnal knowledge of him – and that, you’d think, would be a normal reaction for a lot of guys but having been there and done that, you know I had to fuck with him but also seriously ask him, “Well, why wouldn’t you? She has a dick – and a rather nice one – and she was asking you to come on over and slide yours in her backside, something you’re not a stranger to doing.”

But I knew why: She wasn’t totally a she and the visual is very damned confusing and, again, I know how confusing it is; your senses and feeling are telling you one thing and your eyes are telling you something very different.

He asked me, “Well, would you get with her?”

“Sure, I don’t see why not,” I replied. “It’s not like I’ve not done it with someone like that before. Just a matter if they can pass my “not an asshole” test.

I get it to the point where seeing someone like this can either be horribly fascinating or, sadly, horribly repulsive at the mixed messages having the “best of both worlds” can send so, yeah, I can find it rather humorous that a guy who’d throw it down with another dude would balk or haul ass when presented with the sight of a good-looking woman… with a big, thick dick to go along with a nice butt.

It does, in a weird way, support the point of view given by the “hearts, not parts” crowd in that if the person resonates with you – even sexually – whatever parts they have shouldn’t matter… which does makes sense but don’t hold much water against the fact that when it comes to sex, it’s all about the parts… and more so when you’re naked with someone who has “all” of the parts and they weren’t born that way.

I’ve heard of and have even participated in conversations about why someone would make the transition and go through all that contains… but keep their original genitalia and my thought is that for some, this is the last vestige of who they are – or were – and parting with it is just something they don’t wanna do. Gender reassignment surgery has come a long way from its beginnings and doctors are becoming quite good at making penises and vaginas that are functional if not true to form and some, I hear, are true artists when it comes to reconfiguring the flesh.

I can go on the forum and find some rather lengthy thread where guys profess to give anything to be able to get with a “T-girl” and how they find them so sexually exciting – the jury is currently out on “T-guys” at the moment but now that the topic has been broached, it just remains to see how much attention the posting gets and what the fellas have to say. Some guys say that they have favorite websites populated with T-girls and many have their favorites and even I have to admit that when I’ve seen pictures of them, they are stunning while keeping it real with myself and saying that someone of them make for some not-so-pretty women; despite the surgeon’s skills and hormone therapy, you can’t totally erase the “he” in “her” but their combined physical attributes – below the neck – are, indeed, impressive.

And there are T-girls who are just as much a top instead of the bottom they might appear to be so, yeah, I can get my head around how exciting it would be to be fucked by a girl and she’s not using a strapped-on toy and, yep, you’re gonna get your butt creamed… and that there are guys who wouldn’t ever consider being topped by, let’s say, a natural-born male, who’d again give almost anything to be topped by a “chick with a dick” and the bigger her cock is, the better.

Thanks to all the porn in this genre, you can see T-girls in action and they do bring the noise and in spectacular fashion and as only porn can deliver… but I still don’t pretend to understand why some guys would balk or otherwise hesitate to have sex with another guy but be more than willing to submit themselves to a T-girl’s, ah, very masculine lust.

One guy on the old and now-defunct forum said that he wouldn’t be interested in sucking another guy’s dick… but if he found himself with a T-girl, he’d be all over the dick… and he didn’t say why this makes such a difference even though I did ask – and so did some other guys. When the fellas have this conversation, sure, a lot of it is all about what they see and I will admit that when I see a T-girl, I see a guy with tits and, no, this isn’t me hating on them, discriminating, or anything like that – it’s what I see and, yes, I know that they do identify as being female so it is what it is.

It’s not them I’m questioning (in that sense); it’s the guys who, as I said, wouldn’t think about giving a blow job or offering up their asses to be fucked by another guy… but would for a T-girl… and it’s gotta be the tits because nothing else I can think of makes sense.

What it proves, if nothing else, is that anyone can feel the “chemistry” with anyone else and with little impetus other than laying eyes on them – you see someone you really wanna have sex with and/or they’ve struck your fancy with their other aspects – personality, intelligence, wit, etc., and it’s all good until getting naked with each other for some in-depth carnal knowledge is warranted… and you might be surprised at what’s really under the hood; in the past – and when presented with such a possibility, I would have said that homey would become aware of the hard cock in their hand, freak the fuck out and there’s no telling or saying how he’d react – maybe his reaction is violent – and because all of his senses got totally fooled and their eyes were just as deceived – or he’s so shocked that his “fight or flight” instinct compels him to absent himself from this discovery and as fast as he can get ghost.

Today I’m of a mind that a guy’s reaction might not be so, ah, flighty or violent; he might say, “What the fuck?” then shrug, and get down to handling the business anyway, either for the sex or just because it is really and seriously different from anything he’s previous experienced and more so if he’s an old hand when it comes to things M2M.

It just seems to me that if a guy professes to have a liking for dick, does it really matter that the package with the desired cock also comes with boobs? You’d think that it wouldn’t – and maybe even shouldn’t – matter but it does for some men and thanks to the social programming we’ve all been instilled with and that things that says a pretty and sexually stimulating woman shouldn’t have a dick, big or otherwise, just as it “probably stands to reason” that that stunningly handsome guy shouldn’t have a pussy to be eaten and fucked. Having said that, hermaphrodites are truly a rare creature in that you don’t always know of or even see someone who was born with all of the sexual attributes and you don’t always hear of the horror stories those people had to deal with, from attempts to surgically “correct” this genetic mash-up to forcing the person born this way to be either – and only – male or female.

These folks are rare but not unheard of; they are truly unicorns when it comes to human form and function but, nah, not talking about them as much as I’m talking about the growing fascination with those folks who have a need to change themselves to match their sense of self… but not totally and completely so. In a way, it speaks to our notion of what is attractive and what’s sexually attractive and how we’re all made to focus these things in a singular direction – always boy/girl – but we know that the programming/conditioning is faulty since, duh, boy/boy and girl/girl happens and almost as a matter of course and in abject and purposely defiance of the social programming.

Then there are those individual who are, for all intents and purposes, both and they are both by choice and not by genetic “accident.” That such people can be just as interesting and physically stimulating as anyone else can be is becoming apparent, if not wholly accepted and the “hearts, not parts” gang is really onto something as they insist that if the heart is okay with it, the parts shouldn’t matter.

It’s just a question of whether someone faced with this… incongruity would follow their heart or freak the fuck out. I just do not know why a guy who wouldn’t suck a dick or take one in his butt with another guy would make an exception in this.

I might not ever find out but it sure as fuck is an interesting development…