I had my PET/CT scan on Friday and the PET scan report revealed… no tumors or cancers found.
It noted an increase in the inflammation around my PEG tube, which didn’t surprise me since it’s been bothering the shit out of me and is scheduled to be replaced on the 22nd with a low-profile device. I have to wait a few days for the CT scan report, which kinda makes me a little nervous because it might say something different from the PET scan report and I agreed with the technician who said that she didn’t know why it took them – radiologists – so long to read the CT and write their report.
I said that I didn’t know, either, but I have had so many CT scans over the years that I expect to not see or know about the report for a couple of days after the fact. My thing was having to go through the pre-scan stuff – what I can and can’t do the day before the scan as well as what I’d better not do six hours before the scan which, just like the previous scan, left me really hungry because all the stuff I like to eat is on the list of things I can’t eat.
Then I had to be up early (for me) so I could be there 15 minutes before the time I was scheduled to be there and, honestly, I don’t know why since all I had to do was sign the consent form – at this point, there isn’t a whole lot that the hospital doesn’t know about me so it’s not like I had to list my ailments and medications. It didn’t help that it was kinda rainy, it’s Friday, traffic in my neck of the woods can get crazy on a dry, sunny day and even crazier when it rains (and something I’ve never understood). My lady usually goes with me to my appointments but since the PET/CT is a two-hour procedure, yeah, she wasn’t coming with me, and I don’t blame her one bit.
I had the same technician that I had the last time I was there for the scan; she remembered me and remembered my coat and I remembered that she really liked it and had asked where I got it (and after the scan, she offered to take my coat home with her) so it’s always good to be remembered given how many patients are seen on a daily basis. She sets the IV after taking my blood sugar (it was 89), hits me with the radioactive sugar shot and… time to sit and wait. I called myself watching TV as I reclined in the chair with a really warm blanket on me but I nodded off until another tech came in to put me in the machine… after I hit the lavatory.
She’s telling me how long the PET scan is going to take and how long the CT scan will take as I get settled on that narrow-assed table – they really could make them just a bit wider! After covering me with a couple of hot blankets fresh out of the warmer, she straps me to the table, tells me about the speaker and mic in the machine so if I say something, she’ll hear me. I take the instructions in stride because, of course, I’ve heard them before, and I really don’t want to spend the next hour in the machine, but I have to… and I’m doing my best to stay awake.
It didn’t help me that I didn’t sleep all that well the night before with my stomach growling at me because there wasn’t much I could eat, and I couldn’t have my tube feeding. At one point, I hear someone in the room and I’m thinking it’s the tech and maybe something’s not right because the table moves so that the lower half of me is sticking out the back of the machine and hasn’t moved since and… someone is putting more blankets in the warmer and, I guessed, refreshing the supplies in the room and that’s never happened to me during a scan before.
Some guy comes in to tell me that now they’re going to do the CT scan and I’m tired, hungry, and bored silly so I just mumble an okay. Finally, they’re done scanning me and now comes the part I’ve come to not like a whole lot: Getting off the table. Bad enough to get that dizzy feeling sitting up but my old ass has been on that table for an hour and the warmth of the blankets had worn off, it’s cold as fuck in the machine room and… I got stiff from a lack of movement. So, now I’m trying to pull my pants back up and I’m trying to get my balance back together and… I hate getting off of the table and a hatred I gained having to be zapped every day for 35 days.
Now I gotta hike back to the main entrance of the hospital to get to the parking garage and up to the third floor where I had parked – and trying to find a parking space in there is a bitch – and I’m on my way home and arriving two and a half hours after I left. Now I want some coffee, something to eat, and I want to take a nap. I couldn’t stop myself from thinking – and not for the first time – that having cancer isn’t the problem: It’s all the stuff you gotta do about it and the post-treatment stuff just adds to the whole thing.
My throat still wants to fuck with me and making it hard and painful for me to swallow anything including water which necessitates having to be tube fed since eating solid foods just pisses my throat off and it’s no picnic that my damned PEG tube is hitting me with jolts of pain even when the damned thing isn’t being bothered by moving around or my clothes are pressing down on it and I sometimes laugh when I catch myself adjusting the PEG tube and not unlike when I have to adjust my cock and balls occasionally and, yeah, I do my best just to grin and bear the discomfort – and I haven’t even talked a lot about the neuropathic pain that’s fucking with my feet but I’m of a mind that the left-side pain I got from chemo is going to be permanent since it hasn’t slacked off after being done with chemo.
Maybe – and like so many other things related to this – it’s just going to take a very long time if the left-side pain will dissipate, and the additional right-side pain will go back to the “normal” pain left behind when I had my stroke… but I’m beginning to doubt it and this pain in my feet wants to fuck with my head because it never stops and messes with my ability to walk. I went through some shit to get used to the right-side pain but even an increase in my Lyrica dosage and the addition of oxycodone to help with the pain hasn’t done much to take the edge off.
I look in the mirror every morning and I see a guy that… I don’t recognize and that’s because I’m not used to seeing myself without my moustache and goatee and having to shave because the hair on my face still wants to grow in unevenly and in patches – and my lady likes to tease me about that – and I wonder if my facial hair will ever grow back the way it was before but there’s no way to know that it will thanks to the lingering effects of the radiation to add on to chemo removing all of my hair to begin with and… maybe you can understand why I say that having cancer isn’t as bad as the stuff you have to go through to get rid of it – and then the stuff you gotta deal with after you’re done with being treated.
My immune system is still whacked and as a recent trip the lab revealed, and the good thing is that all of the indicated values aren’t that far off from being in the low normal range – so I guess it’s getting its act together slowly but surely and like everything else it trying to do. And my job is to remain positive and upbeat and, on some days, eh, it’s not that easy to do. It could’ve been worse and since it wasn’t, that’s definitely something to smile about so… I keep trying to smile through all of this.
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